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    >> > >
    >> > > On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old Pecan tree
    >> > > just inside the cemetery fence.
    >> > >
    >> > > One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by
    >> > > the tree, out of sight, and began dividing the nuts.
    >> > >
    >> > > "One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me," said one boy.
    >> > >
    >> > > Several dropped and rolled down toward the fence.
    >> > >
    >> > > Another boy came riding along the road on his bicycle.
    >> > > As he passed,
    >> > > he thought he heard voices from inside the cemetery. He slowed
    >> > > down to investigate. Sure enough, he heard,"One for you, one for
    >> > > me. One for you, one for me."
    >> > >
    >> > > He just knew what it was. He jumped back on his bike and rode off.
    >> > >
    >> > > Just around the bend he met an old man with a cane,hobbling along.
    >> > >
    >> > > "Come here quick," said the boy, "you won't believe what I heard!
    >> > > Satan and the Lord are down at the cemetery dividing up the souls."
    >> > >
    >> > > The man said, "Beat it kid, can't you see it's hard for me to walk."
    >> > >
    >> > > When the boy insisted though, the man hobbled slowly to the cemetery.
    >> > >
    >> > > Standing by the fence they heard, "One for you, one for me. One
    >> > > for
    >>you,
    >> > > one for me..."
    >> > >
    >> > > The old man whispered, "Boy, you've been tellin' me the truth.
    >> > > Let's
    >>see
    >> > > if we can see the Lord."
    >> > >
    >> > > Shaking with fear, they peered through the fence, yet were still
    >>unable
    >> > > to see anything. The old man and the boy gripped the wrought iron
    >> > > bars of the fence tighter and tighter as they tried to get a
    >> > > glimpse of the Lord.
    >> > >
    >> > > At last they heard, "One for you, one for me. That's all. Now
    >> > > let's go get those nuts by the fence and we'll be done."
    >> > >
    >> > > They say the old man made it back to town a full 5 minutes ahead
    >> > > of
    >>the
    >> > > kid on the bike!
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