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    Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror
    complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small.

    Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he
    uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.
    "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds."

    Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.
    "How long will this take?" I asked.

    "They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies. I stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"

    Without missing a beat he says "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"

    He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even
    walk again.

    '87 Camaro - 2.8L MPFI, 700R4 swapped to T5, B&M Ripper Shifter, Dynomax Super Turbo muffler, CATCO high flow cat, K&N air filters, 180 degree thermostat w/200-180 fan switch, 3.42 rear end, Global West steering brace, polyurethane bushings/trans mount, Spohn adjustable torque arm.
    '88 Formula (stolen), '96 Camaro RS, (sold), '91 Firebird (sold),
    Bruce, μολων λαβέ

  • #2
    LMAO!! That's too funny!

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    • #3
      lol! well timed, just needed a laugh!
      Screaming Mad
      Car: 1994 Camaro, 3.4l V6
      Pace Setter headers & Y pipe, Flowmaster Z28 exhaust, K&N cone filter. modded 4l60e, trans cooler, strut brace, Eibach pro-kit
      0-60 7.74
      1/4 16.52 @ 85.3

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      • #4
        OOooooooooo.....LOL
        95 Z28, A4, 3.23's and some other stuff....

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        • #5
          ha ha ha... ya seriously needed that on this crummy day at the office..
          Eddie
          2000 M6 Trans Am
          Tune+exhaust=344WHP

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          • #6
            old joke reworded..but a good one!!!

            The Goldens: Reno and Rocky

            2008 C6, M6, LS3, Corsa Extreme C/B, (it flys) & 2008 Yukon loaded (Titanic), 03 Ford Focus..everydaydriver.

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            • #7
              hahahaha...Haahahahaha...HAHAHAHA!!!!

              *Please hold while user tries to get up from floor* lol

              Oh man, that was great!! lol
              Steve
              79 FSJ - most expensive AMC Jeep ever Mods
              87 GN - its just a 6... Mods
              93 Z28 - slightly tweaked Mods
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              • #8
                lmao! Served!!!
                1967 Camaro "Project"
                1972 Chevelle "454"
                1979 Trans Am "Project Ls-1"

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                • #9
                  Nice. I definitely needed that today.
                  SOLD: 2002 Trans Am WS.6 - Black on Black - 6 Speed
                  SLP Loudmouth Exhaust
                  17K Miles

                  2005 Acura TL - Silver on Black
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