NFB: Performance "reviews"...
Taken from another board I belong to...
"These are ACTUAL supervisor quotes taken from employee performance
evaluations...
1. Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and has started to dig
2. I would not allow this employee to breed
3. This employee is really not much of a has-been but more of definite won't-be
4. Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap
5. When she opens her mouth, it seems it is only to change feet.
6. He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle
7. This young lady has delusions of adequacy
8. He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them
9. This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot
10. This employee should go far, and the sooner he starts, the better
11. Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together
12. A gross ignoramus --- 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus
13. He doesn't have ulcers, but he's a carrier.
14. I would like to go hunting with him sometime
15. He's been working with glue too much.
16. He would argue with a signpost
17. He brings a lot of joy whenever he leaves the room
19. If you see two people talking and one looks bored, he's the other one.
20. A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on
21. A prime candidate for natural DE-selection
22. Donated his brain to science before he was done using it.
23. Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.
24. He's got two brains, one is lost and the other is out looking for it
25. If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week
26. If you gave him a penny for his thoughts you'd get change.
27. If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.
28. It is hard to believe he beat out 1,000,000 other sperm.
29. One neuron short of a synapse
30. Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only gargled.
31. Takes him 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
32. The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead"
lol
"These are ACTUAL supervisor quotes taken from employee performance
evaluations...
1. Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and has started to dig
2. I would not allow this employee to breed
3. This employee is really not much of a has-been but more of definite won't-be
4. Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap
5. When she opens her mouth, it seems it is only to change feet.
6. He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle
7. This young lady has delusions of adequacy
8. He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them
9. This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot
10. This employee should go far, and the sooner he starts, the better
11. Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together
12. A gross ignoramus --- 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus
13. He doesn't have ulcers, but he's a carrier.
14. I would like to go hunting with him sometime
15. He's been working with glue too much.
16. He would argue with a signpost
17. He brings a lot of joy whenever he leaves the room
19. If you see two people talking and one looks bored, he's the other one.
20. A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on
21. A prime candidate for natural DE-selection
22. Donated his brain to science before he was done using it.
23. Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.
24. He's got two brains, one is lost and the other is out looking for it
25. If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week
26. If you gave him a penny for his thoughts you'd get change.
27. If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.
28. It is hard to believe he beat out 1,000,000 other sperm.
29. One neuron short of a synapse
30. Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only gargled.
31. Takes him 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
32. The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead"
lol
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