>>>> ---- Ole and Sven die.........
>>>
>>>
>>> Ole and Sven die and wake up in hell. The next day the devil stops
>>> in to
>>> check on them and sees them dressed in parkas, mittens and bomber
hats
>>> warming themselves around the fire. The devil asks them, "What are
you
>>> doing? Isn't it hot enough for you?"
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Ole and Sven reply, "Vell, ya know, we're from nordern Minnesoda,
>>> the
>>> land of snow and ice and cold. We're just happy for a chance to warm
up
>>> a little bit, ya know."
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> The devil decides that these two aren't miserable enough and turns
>>> up
>>> the heat. The next morning he stops in again and there they are,
still
>>> dressed in parkas, hats and mittens. The devil asks them again, "Its
>>> awfully hot down here, can't you guys feel that?"
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Again, Ole and Sven reply, "Vell, like we told you yesterday, we're
>>> from
>>> nordern Minnesoda, the land of snow and ice and cold. We're just
happy
>>> for a chance to warm up a little bit, ya know."
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> This gets the devil a little steamed up and he decides to fix the
>>> two
>>> guys. He cranks the heat up as high as it will go. The people are
>>> wailing and screaming every where. He stops by the room with the two
>>> guys from Minnesoda and finds them in light jackets and hats,
grilling
>>> walleye and drinking beer.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> The devil is astonished, "Everyone down here is in abject misery,
>>> and
>>> you two seem to be enjoying yourself." The two Minnesodans reply,
"Vell,
>>> ya know, we don't get too much warm weather up dere in International
>>> Falls, we've just got to have a fish fry when the weather's this
nice."
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> The devil is absolutely furious, he can hardly see straight. Finally
>>> he
>>> comes up with the answer. The two guys love the heat because they
have
>>> been cold all their lives. The devil decides to turn all the heat
off in
>>> hell.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> The next morning, the temperature is below zero, icicles are hanging
>>> everywhere, people are shivering so bad that they are unable to
wail,
>>> moan and gnash their teeth. The devil smiles and heads for the room
with
>>> the two Minnesodans.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> He gets there and finds them back in their parkas, bomber hats, and
>>> mittens. They are jumping up and down, cheering, yelling and
screaming
>>> like madmen. The devil is dumbfounded, "I don't understand, when I
turn
>>> up the heat you're happy. Now its freezing cold and you're still
happy.
>>> What is wrong with you two?"
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Ole and Sven look at the devil in surprise, "Vell, don't ya know, if
>>> hell froze over dat must mean da Vikings won da Super
Bowl!!!!!!!!!!"
>>>
>>>
>>> Ole and Sven die and wake up in hell. The next day the devil stops
>>> in to
>>> check on them and sees them dressed in parkas, mittens and bomber
hats
>>> warming themselves around the fire. The devil asks them, "What are
you
>>> doing? Isn't it hot enough for you?"
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Ole and Sven reply, "Vell, ya know, we're from nordern Minnesoda,
>>> the
>>> land of snow and ice and cold. We're just happy for a chance to warm
up
>>> a little bit, ya know."
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> The devil decides that these two aren't miserable enough and turns
>>> up
>>> the heat. The next morning he stops in again and there they are,
still
>>> dressed in parkas, hats and mittens. The devil asks them again, "Its
>>> awfully hot down here, can't you guys feel that?"
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Again, Ole and Sven reply, "Vell, like we told you yesterday, we're
>>> from
>>> nordern Minnesoda, the land of snow and ice and cold. We're just
happy
>>> for a chance to warm up a little bit, ya know."
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> This gets the devil a little steamed up and he decides to fix the
>>> two
>>> guys. He cranks the heat up as high as it will go. The people are
>>> wailing and screaming every where. He stops by the room with the two
>>> guys from Minnesoda and finds them in light jackets and hats,
grilling
>>> walleye and drinking beer.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> The devil is astonished, "Everyone down here is in abject misery,
>>> and
>>> you two seem to be enjoying yourself." The two Minnesodans reply,
"Vell,
>>> ya know, we don't get too much warm weather up dere in International
>>> Falls, we've just got to have a fish fry when the weather's this
nice."
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> The devil is absolutely furious, he can hardly see straight. Finally
>>> he
>>> comes up with the answer. The two guys love the heat because they
have
>>> been cold all their lives. The devil decides to turn all the heat
off in
>>> hell.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> The next morning, the temperature is below zero, icicles are hanging
>>> everywhere, people are shivering so bad that they are unable to
wail,
>>> moan and gnash their teeth. The devil smiles and heads for the room
with
>>> the two Minnesodans.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> He gets there and finds them back in their parkas, bomber hats, and
>>> mittens. They are jumping up and down, cheering, yelling and
screaming
>>> like madmen. The devil is dumbfounded, "I don't understand, when I
turn
>>> up the heat you're happy. Now its freezing cold and you're still
happy.
>>> What is wrong with you two?"
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Ole and Sven look at the devil in surprise, "Vell, don't ya know, if
>>> hell froze over dat must mean da Vikings won da Super
Bowl!!!!!!!!!!"
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