The patient
A vivacious nurse was going about her duties, when she got a call about a patient
"Mr. Smith is acting weird. He seems to listen to you. Cam you come here"
When the nurse enters his room he asks
"my willy wont work. Is it dead?"
Unsurprised, the nurse says. "Mr. Smith, for a man of 94 years old, this is natural. So in essence yes"
The man seems at ease and the nurse walks off.
The next day, the Nurse gets a call - "Mr. Smith is acting really weird. He is wandering the halls with his Gurney wide open in the front!"
The nurse finds the patient and asks
"Mr. Smith what do you think you're doing?"
"Yesterday you told me it's dead. Today's the viewing!"
"Mr. Smith is acting weird. He seems to listen to you. Cam you come here"
When the nurse enters his room he asks
"my willy wont work. Is it dead?"
Unsurprised, the nurse says. "Mr. Smith, for a man of 94 years old, this is natural. So in essence yes"
The man seems at ease and the nurse walks off.
The next day, the Nurse gets a call - "Mr. Smith is acting really weird. He is wandering the halls with his Gurney wide open in the front!"
The nurse finds the patient and asks
"Mr. Smith what do you think you're doing?"
"Yesterday you told me it's dead. Today's the viewing!"
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