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  • So, a penguin's car breaks down......

    Thats right a penguin.

    His car breaks down and he takes it to the local auto repair shop. The repair man tells the penguin that it will take a little while so he may as well come back in about a half hour.

    So, the penguin waddles across the street to the local ice cream parlor.
    He sits down with a bowl of vanilla ice cream, and since a penguin does not have hands, he leans over the bowl, and sticks his head in the bowl & begins slurping up the ice cream.

    ** 1/2 hour later **

    He waddles back to the body shop, and the repair man looks at him and says....

    "Well............... ... it looks ................... it looks like you blew a seal"

    The penguin quickly responds, " No, no, it's just ice cream!!"

    1997 Trans Am WS6 Black M6
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    You need help lol
    Steve
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    • #3
      HAHAHAHA!!! Funny stuff.. that made my morning.

      Christopher Teng

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      • #4
        lol good one...
        Greg W. in West Michigan
        1992 Formula WS6-A/R Rims, Stock L05 swap, Former Abuse Victim
        1983 Z28-Parts car- *Sold*
        1984 Z28-305 HO Auto *Sold*
        1986 Camaro-V-6 5Spd *Sold*
        1984 Camaro-V-6 Auto *Sold*
        <Motor out

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        • #5
          I was laughing and getting sick at the same time.
          SOLD: 2002 Trans Am WS.6 - Black on Black - 6 Speed
          SLP Loudmouth Exhaust
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          • #6
            GOOD MORNING!!!! zing....

            2005 GTO, Quicksilver, 6-Speed, DynaTech LT's and thats it. 366.6 hp/366.7 tq last time I checked.
            Sold-1995 Dark GreenTrans Am, Auto 63K. BBK Headers/off-road y-pipe/Hooker Exhaust/LPI CAI/Hypertech...need some money!!!

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            • #7
              for all those below 18yrs old... this is an automotive joke...........................



















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