went to the gym, it wasn't very crowded... parked the gto up in front of an office bld that was closed (sunday) and i can see it from inside the gym.....
anyway, there are several small lake around this area, the owner of the property turned it into some kind of water fowl refuge...
i glanced at the goat on the way to another machine in the gym and swore i saw something moving right in front of it.....
i looked again......yup...there is!
i took off out the front door, in warm up pants and friggin under armour sleevless shirt (its 40 outside...)..and trotted over to find this goose ...domestic type...half ass jumping and flapping its wings like its trying to jump up on the hood!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
so, being an animal lover (not that i would not have gotten quite physical with this chump had he/she done that)...i gently started to trying to shoo the beastly bird away.... it wouldnt budge, it started hissing at me.... now im getting pissed... so i start stomping my feet between it and the nose of the goat.... it kept hissing...... im like...wtf? what am i going to do ...my keys are inside my locker and im not leaving this bird on drugs alone here.... thats when i lost it..... i threw my arms up in the air and made myself as big as possible and started yelling at the top of my lungs lurching forward at this thing... it took off running (waddling) away... i stayed hot on his ass untill i was sure he/she was headed back towards the little body of water.....which..was a good half of a parking lot......
thats when it dawned on me......i stopped, and looked around... not only were a half dozen folks in the gym looking out the window laughing, but the parking lot about 50 yards away, a movie theater parking lot, had a dozen or more folks looking and laughing, two were clapping........
being good natured, i flexed and beat my chest......then went back in the gym.........
ill never live it down......
shut up.......
bite me........
anyway, there are several small lake around this area, the owner of the property turned it into some kind of water fowl refuge...
i glanced at the goat on the way to another machine in the gym and swore i saw something moving right in front of it.....
i looked again......yup...there is!
i took off out the front door, in warm up pants and friggin under armour sleevless shirt (its 40 outside...)..and trotted over to find this goose ...domestic type...half ass jumping and flapping its wings like its trying to jump up on the hood!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
so, being an animal lover (not that i would not have gotten quite physical with this chump had he/she done that)...i gently started to trying to shoo the beastly bird away.... it wouldnt budge, it started hissing at me.... now im getting pissed... so i start stomping my feet between it and the nose of the goat.... it kept hissing...... im like...wtf? what am i going to do ...my keys are inside my locker and im not leaving this bird on drugs alone here.... thats when i lost it..... i threw my arms up in the air and made myself as big as possible and started yelling at the top of my lungs lurching forward at this thing... it took off running (waddling) away... i stayed hot on his ass untill i was sure he/she was headed back towards the little body of water.....which..was a good half of a parking lot......
thats when it dawned on me......i stopped, and looked around... not only were a half dozen folks in the gym looking out the window laughing, but the parking lot about 50 yards away, a movie theater parking lot, had a dozen or more folks looking and laughing, two were clapping........
being good natured, i flexed and beat my chest......then went back in the gym.........
ill never live it down......
shut up.......
bite me........
......
) I hate to say it but I can relate. Neighborhood stray bobtail cat one time freaked out when it saw it's reflection in the zaino'd hawk
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