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    Brokeback epilogue

    A rugged cowboy from Brokeback Mountain, Wyoming, goes into the doctor's office and has some tests run. The doctor comes back and says, "I am not going to beat around the bush, You have AIDS." The cowboy tugs at his Stetson and sets his jaw and says, "Doc, what can I do?" The doctor says, "I want you to go home and eat 5 pounds of spicy Sausage a head of cabbage, 20 un-peeled carrots drenched in hot sauce, 10 Jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts and 40 peanuts, 1/2 box of Grape nuts cereal, and top it off with a gallon of prune juice." The cowboy squares his rugged shoulders and asks, "Will that cure me, Doc?"

    "No, but it should leave you with a better understanding of what your @$$ is for."





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  • #2
    Yikes!!!

    Nice one, Ken.
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    • #3
      That's goodfor a coupla yuks! thanks!!!

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      • #4
        I'll be sure to pass this one around! HAHA!

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        • #5
          Hahahaha!!!!
          Steve
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          • #6
            I'm still not going to go see the movie.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by wood
              I'm still not going to go see the movie.
              Aww, you don't wanna see Brokebutt Mountain? How can you not want to watch 2 married sheep-hearders play find-the-trouser-snake in the tent?

              Bloody movie p!$$es me off.
              Steve
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              • #8
                Whenever I hear about that movie...It just makes me feel sick

                Good joke Ken! lol
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                • #9
                  Were these guys really married sheephearders? If so, then they must have got tired of women and sheep. Anyway, a real cowboy loves only his horse.

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                  • #10
                    lol thats pretty funny Ken, and I wont be going to see it either, gotta share this one with some friends!
                    -Dan

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                    • #11
                      Ha Ha Ha!

                      I cant bring my self to see that movie! one of my mates girlfriends wanted to go see it, he told her to wait till its out on dvd, no way he's going!
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                      • #12
                        I really can't believe some of the comments I'm reading on here. I thought you were a good bunch of people. You should be ashamed of yourselves.









                        Sorry. I just wanted to see what that looked like in print.
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                        • #13
                          I dont' want to see that movie either, but if someone does...then to each his own.
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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by ryan34
                            ..then to each his own.
                            eeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuwwwwwwwww








                            The Goldens: Reno and Rocky

                            2008 C6, M6, LS3, Corsa Extreme C/B, (it flys) & 2008 Yukon loaded (Titanic), 03 Ford Focus..everydaydriver.

                            Wolfdog Rescue Resources, Inc.:http://www.wrr-inc.org
                            Home Page: http://www.renokeo.com
                            sold: 97 Firehawk, 97 Comp T/A, 2005 GTO, 2008 Solstice GXP turbo.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by wolfman
                              eeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuwwwwwwwww








                              hahahaha

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