Stop me if you've heard this...
There's this guy who is about to get married. His fiance is a beautiful woman, who happens to have a younger, more beautiful sister who is very fit. This younger sister tends to dress very sexy, almost slutty. He has noticed that when she is around him, she sometimes will bend over in front of him with a low cut shirt while wearing no bra, or she will sit in front of him wearing a mini skirt and won't be very discrete with her legs. He also noticed that she only seems to do this stuff around him. So one day she calls him and asks if he can come over to her apartment and help her move some furniture. So he goes over there and she answers the door looking as sexy as ever and gives him a big smile as she lets him in. He asks where the furniture is and she tells him that she lied about why she wanted him to come over. She says that she loves her sister and knows that they are really happy together, but that she has always had a crush on him. She says that she would never want to do anything to hurt his relationship with her sister or to mess up the wedding, but that she could never forgive herself if she didn't at least make him this one offer. She tells him that she is going to go upstairs and wait and that if he comes up there, she will do anything with him that he wants and she will never tell a soul, but that if he doesn't come up, she will understand.
So she heads up the stairs and on her way up, she takes off her underwear and throws it down to him and it lands on his head. He takes it and looks at it, then looks upstairs, then looks at the underwear, then looks upstairs, then he finaly just gets up and bolts out the front door.
As he gets out the door he sees his fiance and her parents standing on the front walk. He is stunned, but his fiance runs up and hugs him and his soon-to-be father-in-law pats him on the back and says.."Well son, you passed the test."
The moral of this story: Always keep your condoms in your truck!!
There's this guy who is about to get married. His fiance is a beautiful woman, who happens to have a younger, more beautiful sister who is very fit. This younger sister tends to dress very sexy, almost slutty. He has noticed that when she is around him, she sometimes will bend over in front of him with a low cut shirt while wearing no bra, or she will sit in front of him wearing a mini skirt and won't be very discrete with her legs. He also noticed that she only seems to do this stuff around him. So one day she calls him and asks if he can come over to her apartment and help her move some furniture. So he goes over there and she answers the door looking as sexy as ever and gives him a big smile as she lets him in. He asks where the furniture is and she tells him that she lied about why she wanted him to come over. She says that she loves her sister and knows that they are really happy together, but that she has always had a crush on him. She says that she would never want to do anything to hurt his relationship with her sister or to mess up the wedding, but that she could never forgive herself if she didn't at least make him this one offer. She tells him that she is going to go upstairs and wait and that if he comes up there, she will do anything with him that he wants and she will never tell a soul, but that if he doesn't come up, she will understand.
So she heads up the stairs and on her way up, she takes off her underwear and throws it down to him and it lands on his head. He takes it and looks at it, then looks upstairs, then looks at the underwear, then looks upstairs, then he finaly just gets up and bolts out the front door.
As he gets out the door he sees his fiance and her parents standing on the front walk. He is stunned, but his fiance runs up and hugs him and his soon-to-be father-in-law pats him on the back and says.."Well son, you passed the test."
The moral of this story: Always keep your condoms in your truck!!
