I was watching the NBA playoffs...

[fastTa]

So I was watching the NBA playoffs this weekend and my wife and I struck up a conversation about life and death, and the need for living wills.....

During the course of the conversation, I told her that I never
wanted to exist in a vegetative state..... dependent on
some machine and taking in fluids from a bottle.

She got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all my
beer.






.......no, I don't have a wife ....but it just sounds better in first person.

[Jay 02 TA ws6]

Haha, well played

[jackz28]

OOOhh, she threw out my beer !!!!!well she broke my heart ,so i broke her jaw.end of story.

[Steel2686]

OOOhh, she threw out my beer !!!!!well she broke my heart ,so i broke her jaw.end of story.

This thread quickly took a strange and violent turn....

[fastTa]

Yeah, what the hell was that all about.

Maybe Jack should edit his post. I don't think this forum supports or condones violence to women.

[ryan34]

It sounded like he was joking to me.

[Joshu]

Im pretty sure he was joking, but it still isn't cool.

[Steel2686]

I'm sure he was joking, but still....

[fastTa]

Joking or not, it probably still doesn't belong.

[jackz28]

Jack WAS joking, if i"m not mistaking the lerics are in a country song i think,you know like{ there"s a tear in my beer } I"ve been married 19 yrs, not once have i ever thought about breaking my wife or any other womens jaw,and furthermore i do not condon voliance against women.---jack