totally off topic!! The Movie "Twins

[00 Ragtop Z]

Just watched Twins with Danny Devitto and Ar-nold!!

Now I know the 2nd rule in a crisis situation, according to Ar-nold, is "If you are going to bluff, you must be prepared to have your bluff called." And, the third rule in a crisis situaiton is, according to Danny and Ar-nold together, is "DUCK!!!"

But WHAT is the first rule in a crisis situation??????

Please, someone out there HAS to know!

BTW, if you have never seen Twins it's one of teh funniest-and Kelly Preston (now John Travolta's wife) is dy-no-mite

[raroZ28]

LOL, bro, last night on AMCTV, right?? Me and my brother would watch that movie every night before bed when we were young. We loved it, I still do. Came on last night, and I hadn't seen it in years, and I still knew most of the lines. I think I'll pick it up on DVD. Def. a classic.

Anyway, I'm not sure. Maybe the first rule is bluff, second is prepare for your bluff to be called, and 3rd is duck.

[bru333]

Supposedly there are many rules, according to Julius anyway. He never does say what the first rule is, or discuss the rest other than to answer Vince's question about how many rules there are. "Quite a few. They were formulated by a Kendo swordsman in the 17th century, but their philosophical underpinnings can be applied to many other areas of life."

Earlier in the movie he says "An important rule in a crisis situation -- negotiate first, attack last. You never negotiated. You don't know what kind of enemy I am."