Well i'm on my way to work. I accelerate from the stop light (not fast by any means, mind you) and this ass in a Nissan Titan is tailgating me like crazy. So hit the brakes and he almost rear-ends me as is expected. Well he's right behing me again and i'm like WTF? I see him put on his turn signal, so i say F it and gun it. And of course he can't catch me. So i end up pulling in my work, which is where he was going too(another store, but same shopping center).
And he says "my truck will annihalate(sp?) your car".
Me: what ever dude.
him: is that why you couldn't get away from me?
Me: Dude, you were a tiny speck in my mirror, what do you mean?
him: how much horsepower does that thing have, mine has 305.
Me: first of all, you truck weighs like 3 tons. 2nd of all, hp doesn't win races torque does. And my cas has 330 ft/lbs, whats your got 260?
Him: (blank stare)
Me: Wait, do you even know what torque is?
Him: I have a 69 camaro that runs 9.2's...
Me: (i cut him off) I'm sure you do, and then you would know that my car will suck up you truck.
Him: i have a gto....
Me: (i cut him off again) what ever dude, just go about your day.
I challanged him to a race some where in there but i forget where at. lol, i mean it was this morning...well thats the first instance. This time i was coming home, doing like 45, speed limits 35. This ass in a early 90's Ford F150 or 250 comes up on my ass, then goes right around me. I'm like ok, doesn't matter. He then gets in front of me and SLOWS DOWN!!!
I had cruise control so its not like i accidently sped up. So i have to go around him(as he tries in vain to keep from doing so) AHHHHHHH, sorry, i just needed to vent.
And he says "my truck will annihalate(sp?) your car".
Me: what ever dude.
him: is that why you couldn't get away from me?
Me: Dude, you were a tiny speck in my mirror, what do you mean?
him: how much horsepower does that thing have, mine has 305.
Me: first of all, you truck weighs like 3 tons. 2nd of all, hp doesn't win races torque does. And my cas has 330 ft/lbs, whats your got 260?
Him: (blank stare)
Me: Wait, do you even know what torque is?
Him: I have a 69 camaro that runs 9.2's...
Me: (i cut him off) I'm sure you do, and then you would know that my car will suck up you truck.
Him: i have a gto....
Me: (i cut him off again) what ever dude, just go about your day.
I challanged him to a race some where in there but i forget where at. lol, i mean it was this morning...well thats the first instance. This time i was coming home, doing like 45, speed limits 35. This ass in a early 90's Ford F150 or 250 comes up on my ass, then goes right around me. I'm like ok, doesn't matter. He then gets in front of me and SLOWS DOWN!!!

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