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    As a young minister, I was asked by a funeral director to hold a grave-side service for a homeless man, with no family or friends, who had died while traveling through the area. The funeral was to be held at a cemetery way back in the country, and this man would be the first to be laid to rest there.

    As I was not familiar with the backwoods area, I became lost, a typical man I did not stop for directions. I finally arrived an hour late. I saw the crew, eating lunch, but the hearse was nowhere in sight.

    I apologized to the workers for my tardiness, and stepped to the side of the open grave, where I saw the vault lid already in place. I assured the workers I would not hold them long but this was the proper thing to do.


    The workers gathered around, still eating their lunch. I poured out my heart and soul. As I preached, the workers began to say "Amen,""Praise the Lord," and "Glory," I preached, and I preached, like I'd never preached before: From Genesis all the way to Revelation.


    I closed the lengthy service with a prayer and walked to my car. I felt I had done my duty for the homeless man and that the crew would leave with a renewed sense of purpose and dedication, in spite of my tardiness.


    As I was opening the door and taking off my coat, I overheard one of the workers saying to another, "I ain't never seen anything like this before . . and I've been putting in septic tanks for twenty years."

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    God rest it's hole. Amen.
















    You almost had me there.

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    • #3
      Me to, except we know a preacher he ain't..

      Good one!

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      • #4
        LOL! euuuuw

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          Too funny.
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          • #6
            That's pretty funny - Here's a good one that I recently got in my email:

            A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.
            Four worms were placed into four separate jars.
            The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.
            The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.
            The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.
            The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.
            At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:
            The first worm in alcohol - Dead.
            The second worm in cigarette smoke - Dead.
            Third worm in chocolate syrup - Dead.
            Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive.
            So the Minister asked the congregation - What can you learn from this demonstration?

            A little old woman in the back quickly raised her hand and said,
            "As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!"

            Don't you just love little old ladies!????


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