Why you never see a man's letter to Dear Abby......

[fastTa]

Dear Abby,

I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on
What could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that
my wife has been cheating on me.

The usual signs... phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.
My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I
ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't
know them."

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she
Always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as
if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't
in a taxi? I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and
she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep
Down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out
Again and I decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to park my Harley Davidson motorcycle next to
The garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the
whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my Harley,
that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be
leaking a little oil.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?

Thanks,
Bob

[Z Ya Later]

I was cracking up last night when I read that. Definitely a good laugh

[Steel2686]

That's great.

[Dave Vince]

I think you can fix it yourself. What was that other problem?

[fastTa]

I think you can fix it yourself. What was that other problem?

What was that?......sorry I was polishing my valve covers.

[Dave M]

he he he good one!

[Trash man]

depending on the location of the bolts, do it yourself