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    A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership.

    Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind
    blowing through what little hair he had left.

    "Amazing," he thought as he flew down I-75, pushing the pedal even more.

    Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a state trooper behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring.

    He floored it to 110 mph...then 120... then 130. Suddenly he thought,
    "What am I doing? I'm too old for this," and pulled over to await the
    trooper's arrival.

    Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at
    his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday
    If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before,
    I'll let you go."

    The old gentleman paused, then said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a Florida State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."

    "Have a good day, sir," replied the trooper.




  • #2
    oldie but a goodie.......


    watch the hair jokes, i lost 4 in the solstice already...........



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    • #3
      You both kill me

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      • #4
        damn good joke joe. i got one for you guys.

        a police officer pulls a drunk driver over. the female police officer tells the gentleman he is under arrest for DUI. she then proceeds to tell him "anything you say can and will be held against you". the drunk man looks at her and yells "TITTIES!!!!!!!!"
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        "I wont lie, I have a heavy foot, but at the same time I know when its the safest to ring out a gear or 2."

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        • #5
          Originally posted by wolfdogs
          oldie but a goodie.......


          watch the hair jokes, i lost 4 in the solstice already...........




          harhar stealing Joe's thunder huh
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          • #6
            Nice one, fellas.
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            • #7
              awesome way to get the day started...

              Christopher Teng

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