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  • #1

    Blonde Jokes

    A good one
    I went to the movies the other night and sat in an aisle seat, as I usually do, because it feels a little roomier. Just as the feature was about to start, a blonde from the center of the row got up and started working her way out.

    'Excuse me. Sorry! Oops. Excuse me, pardon me, gotta hurry. Oops! Excuse me.'
    By the time she got to me, I was trying to look around her and I was a little impatient, so I said, 'Couldn't you have done this a little earlier?'
    'No!' she said in a loud whisper.

    'The 'Turn Off Your Cell Phone, Please' message just flashed up on the screen and mine is out in the car.'
    Rhode Island Red *Lurker since 1997*

    2002 Firehawk #0035/1503 !Cags | !Air | !PCV | Airborn-coated Kooks LT's | Powerbond UD Pulley | Custom Cam | Ported Oil pump | LS2 timing chain | Comp 918's | Hardened push rods | LSS | BMR STB | SLP Bolt-on SFC's | drill mod |TB Bypass | Ported TB | Custom Dyno tuning | 160* thermostat | LS7 Clutch
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  • #2
    Too funny.
    LS15 Power! Another LSx engine coming soon.

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    • #3

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      • #4
        Originally posted by wolfdogs
        Check out our local Kwiki mart for the latest Swimsuit Edition of Sports Illustrated Mr. "I married a Blonde Swede"

        or try HERE (*NSFW* admins - remove if too risky ) mirror
        or Here (*NSFW* admins - remove if too risky )
        well you ASKED so don't blame me
        Rhode Island Red *Lurker since 1997*

        2002 Firehawk #0035/1503 !Cags | !Air | !PCV | Airborn-coated Kooks LT's | Powerbond UD Pulley | Custom Cam | Ported Oil pump | LS2 timing chain | Comp 918's | Hardened push rods | LSS | BMR STB | SLP Bolt-on SFC's | drill mod |TB Bypass | Ported TB | Custom Dyno tuning | 160* thermostat | LS7 Clutch
        Ordered: May 1, 2001 Built: June 1, 2001 Delivered August 25, 2001
        pics and info

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