mathematical logic

[Joe 1320]

Here is a little something someone sent me that is indisputable
mathematical logic. It also made me Laugh Out Loud.

This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100% ? Ever
wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to
give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in
life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer
these questions:

If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18
19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K is 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E is 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But ,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E is 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-!-T is 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far A$$ kissing will take you.

A-$-$-K-I-S-S-I-N-G ; 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard
work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you
there, it's the Bullsh!t and A$$ kissing that will put you over
the top.

[Steel2686]

That is too funny.

True... But funny.

[Trash man]

aint that the truth