A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one
> > night with the tip of
> > her index finger shot off.
> >
> > "How did this happen?" the emergency room doctor
> > asked her.
> >
> > "Well, I was trying to commit suicide," the blonde
> > replied.
> >
> > "What?" sputtered the doctor. "You tried to commit
> > suicide by shooting your
> > finger off?"
> >
> > "No, Silly!" the blonde said. "First I put the gun
> > to my chest, and I
> > thought: I just paid $6,000.00 for these breast
> > implants, I'm not shooting
> > myself in the chest."
> >
> > "So then?" asked the doctor.
> >
> > "Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought: I
> > just paid $3000.00 to get
> > my teeth straightened, I'm not shooting myself in
> > the mouth."
> > "So then?"
> >
> > "Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: This
> > is going to make a loud
> > noise. So I put my finger in the other ear before I
> > pulled the trigger."
> > night with the tip of
> > her index finger shot off.
> >
> > "How did this happen?" the emergency room doctor
> > asked her.
> >
> > "Well, I was trying to commit suicide," the blonde
> > replied.
> >
> > "What?" sputtered the doctor. "You tried to commit
> > suicide by shooting your
> > finger off?"
> >
> > "No, Silly!" the blonde said. "First I put the gun
> > to my chest, and I
> > thought: I just paid $6,000.00 for these breast
> > implants, I'm not shooting
> > myself in the chest."
> >
> > "So then?" asked the doctor.
> >
> > "Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought: I
> > just paid $3000.00 to get
> > my teeth straightened, I'm not shooting myself in
> > the mouth."
> > "So then?"
> >
> > "Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: This
> > is going to make a loud
> > noise. So I put my finger in the other ear before I
> > pulled the trigger."
TGIF
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