Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists
are so quick to commit suicide. Let's see now...
No Jesus.
No WalMart.
No television.
No cheerleaders.
No baseball.
No football.
No basketball.
No hockey.
No golf.
No tailgate parties.
No Home Depot.
No pork BBQ.
No hot dogs.
No burgers.
No lobster.
No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks.
No gumbo.
No jambalaya.
No chocolate chip cookies.
No Girl Scout cookies.
No Christmas.
No naked women!
You can't shave.
Your wives can't shave.
You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey
cooked over burning camel dung.
The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all
times.
Your bride is picked by someone else.
She smells just like your donkey, but your donkey has
a better disposition.
Then they tell you that when you die it all gets
better!
I mean, really..... IS THERE ANY MYSTERY HERE?
are so quick to commit suicide. Let's see now...
No Jesus.
No WalMart.
No television.
No cheerleaders.
No baseball.
No football.
No basketball.
No hockey.
No golf.
No tailgate parties.
No Home Depot.
No pork BBQ.
No hot dogs.
No burgers.
No lobster.
No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks.
No gumbo.
No jambalaya.
No chocolate chip cookies.
No Girl Scout cookies.
No Christmas.
No naked women!
You can't shave.
Your wives can't shave.
You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey
cooked over burning camel dung.
The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all
times.
Your bride is picked by someone else.
She smells just like your donkey, but your donkey has
a better disposition.
Then they tell you that when you die it all gets
better!
I mean, really..... IS THERE ANY MYSTERY HERE?
are reading.
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