i used to travel all the time, as some of you know.. and i got pretty educated on which rental car companies to go with and which to avoid.
Enterpirse was never a fav. but thats the one Allstate wanted us to use for Mary today when we dropped her Envoy off. The body shop sent us to the one they send their customers to, although our file was at another one a few miles away.. they called first to tell them we were comming and the people there said no prob... they would get our file transfered to them. so we get there.. and i notice no SUV's (allstate authorized mary an suv rental)... in fact.. we are there 5 min.. and the dude helping us says "would it be too much trouble for yall to go to our other location , where your file came from? we are out of cars"..........
i said "the body shop called you man......why didnt you tell them that then?" he said "i didnt take the phone call, sorry".... I said... (leaning over to whisper because others were in the room) "this sucks man"........
so off we went.... and guess what.. the other location had a neon and a corolla.......that was it....... the said... "if you will check back with later we will have some being turned in"... i said "we had a reservation .........what happend to that?".......... no response................ then I said "we live in stafford, thats 22 miles from here....... and I work tomorrow, and I have things to do..........got a suggestion?"... they said "STafford!! we have a new place there, want us to call them and see what they have"? i said......."why in the hell didnt you tell us that when we made the reservation and we gave you our address?"........... no response........
so.. the stafford enterprise had one suv.........a stripped down trailblazer........fine. reserve it now! i said... they did.
we drove back to stafford... sure enough, there was a 2004 trailblazer parked out front......... we went in, asked for "erma" whom we were told to ask for.... she took marys license and my credit card and started the paper work.. and then looked up and said "we have to put you in a mini van, the suv has been reserved......".........
mary said "what"???????? I almost lost it.......i said "what a damn min., your office in fredericksburg just called you 30 min ago, you said you had an suv, they reserved it for us and you verified that.... weve been bounced around to three enterprise rental locations since we started trying to rent a car this morning.......and now this"? "you asked me for my work number, right........ well, here's my work number...(i gave her one of my cards... i dont usualy resort to trechery..but this time..........i had had it...) then i said "i think the contracting officer for our rental agreements needs to re-evaluate the procedures offered by Enterprise Rental Cars, we dont want our govt. employees going thru this on limited time travel"...........
she got the trailblazer...........
and its filthy. only has 4k miles on it and looks like a bunch of drunk saliors took it on a hoopla week in the wilderness........
i had to clean in the inside of the windows when we got home, they were so fogged up with residue..... the outside was filthy.........
yup. think its time i got out the fine tipped pen and spellcheck and wrote a nice long letter to Enterprise Headquarters.............
Dont mind the stripped down trailblazer... she can live with that till her loaded Envoy gets fixed.. but this?...
I might go out and see if there are cockroaches in there now that its dark...........
monyaaaaaaaaaaaaana.
laters.
Enterpirse was never a fav. but thats the one Allstate wanted us to use for Mary today when we dropped her Envoy off. The body shop sent us to the one they send their customers to, although our file was at another one a few miles away.. they called first to tell them we were comming and the people there said no prob... they would get our file transfered to them. so we get there.. and i notice no SUV's (allstate authorized mary an suv rental)... in fact.. we are there 5 min.. and the dude helping us says "would it be too much trouble for yall to go to our other location , where your file came from? we are out of cars"..........
i said "the body shop called you man......why didnt you tell them that then?" he said "i didnt take the phone call, sorry".... I said... (leaning over to whisper because others were in the room) "this sucks man"........
so off we went.... and guess what.. the other location had a neon and a corolla.......that was it....... the said... "if you will check back with later we will have some being turned in"... i said "we had a reservation .........what happend to that?".......... no response................ then I said "we live in stafford, thats 22 miles from here....... and I work tomorrow, and I have things to do..........got a suggestion?"... they said "STafford!! we have a new place there, want us to call them and see what they have"? i said......."why in the hell didnt you tell us that when we made the reservation and we gave you our address?"........... no response........
so.. the stafford enterprise had one suv.........a stripped down trailblazer........fine. reserve it now! i said... they did.
we drove back to stafford... sure enough, there was a 2004 trailblazer parked out front......... we went in, asked for "erma" whom we were told to ask for.... she took marys license and my credit card and started the paper work.. and then looked up and said "we have to put you in a mini van, the suv has been reserved......".........
mary said "what"???????? I almost lost it.......i said "what a damn min., your office in fredericksburg just called you 30 min ago, you said you had an suv, they reserved it for us and you verified that.... weve been bounced around to three enterprise rental locations since we started trying to rent a car this morning.......and now this"? "you asked me for my work number, right........ well, here's my work number...(i gave her one of my cards... i dont usualy resort to trechery..but this time..........i had had it...) then i said "i think the contracting officer for our rental agreements needs to re-evaluate the procedures offered by Enterprise Rental Cars, we dont want our govt. employees going thru this on limited time travel"...........
she got the trailblazer...........
and its filthy. only has 4k miles on it and looks like a bunch of drunk saliors took it on a hoopla week in the wilderness........
i had to clean in the inside of the windows when we got home, they were so fogged up with residue..... the outside was filthy.........
yup. think its time i got out the fine tipped pen and spellcheck and wrote a nice long letter to Enterprise Headquarters.............
Dont mind the stripped down trailblazer... she can live with that till her loaded Envoy gets fixed.. but this?...
I might go out and see if there are cockroaches in there now that its dark...........
monyaaaaaaaaaaaaana.
laters.
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