NFB: Canadian Joke

[NorthernSS]

A Canadian guy walks into a bar on a remote Greek island, and the barmaid takes his order, a Molson, and notices his accent. Over the course of the night they get talking and she tells him she's Canadian too.

At the end of the evening Joe asks Darlene if she wants to come back to his place and have sex with him. Although she is attracted to him she says no. He then offers to pay her $200 for sex. Darlene is travelling the world and because she is short of funds she agrees.

The next night Joe turns up again, orders a Molson and after showing her plenty of attention throughout the night asks if she will sleep with him again for $200. Darlene remembers the night before and is only too happy to agree.

This goes on for 5 nights. On the 6th night Joe comes in, orders his Molson and sits in the corner. Darlene thinks that if she pays him some more attention then maybe she can then shake some more cash out of him again, so she goes over and sits next to him. She asks him where he's
from and he tells her: "Calgary . "

"So am I...Where in Calgary?"

"Montgomery" he replies.

"That's amazing..." she says, "So am I - what Street?"

"McCleod Street" he replies.

"This is unbelievable..." she says, "What number?" He says "2460" and she is totally astonished.

"Whoa - You are not going to believe this but I'm from Number 2475! My parents still live there!"

"I know..." he says, "Your Father gave me $1,000 to give to you"

He who drinks Canadian, thinks like a Canadian!........ smart!!!!!

[DeWynter]

that was sweet!

[redws6]

hahaha thats a good one.

[dropt95s10]

hahaha thats great, smart man!

[95TransAm]

Oh you crazy canucks

[Blevyou know]

NFB-American Joke!

And here is the true tale..........





An American guy walks into a bar on a remote Greek island, and the barmaid takes his order, a Miller, and notices his accent. Over the course of the night they get talking and she tells him she's American too.

At the end of the evening Joe asks Darlene if she wants to come back to his place and have sex with him. Although she is attracted to him she says no. He then offers to pay her $200 for sex. Darlene is traveling the world and because she is short of funds she agrees.

The next night Joe turns up again, orders a Miller and after showing her plenty of attention throughout the night asks if she will sleep with him again for $200. Darlene remembers the night before and is only too happy to agree.

This goes on for 5 nights. On the 6th night Joe comes in, orders his Miller and sits in the corner. Darlene thinks that if she pays him some more attention then maybe she can then shake some more cash out of him again, so she goes over and sits next to him. She asks him where he's
from and he tells her: "California. "

"So am I...Where in California?"

"Oakland" he replies.

"That's amazing..." she says, "So am I - what Street?"

"Jefferson Street" he replies.

"This is unbelievable..." she says, "What number?" He says "2460" and she is totally astonished.

"Whoa - You are not going to believe this but I'm from number 2475! My parents still live there!"

"I know..." he says, "Your Father gave me $1,000 to give to you"

He who drinks American, thinks like a American!........ smart!!!!!


Only Kidding

[wolfdogs]

And here is the true tale..........





An American guy walks into a bar on a remote Greek island, and the barmaid takes his order, a Miller, and notices his accent. Over the course of the night they get talking and she tells him she's American too.

At the end of the evening Joe asks Darlene if she wants to come back to his place and have sex with him. Although she is attracted to him she says no. He then offers to pay her $200 for sex. Darlene is traveling the world and because she is short of funds she agrees.

The next night Joe turns up again, orders a Miller and after showing her plenty of attention throughout the night asks if she will sleep with him again for $200. Darlene remembers the night before and is only too happy to agree.

This goes on for 5 nights. On the 6th night Joe comes in, orders his Miller and sits in the corner. Darlene thinks that if she pays him some more attention then maybe she can then shake some more cash out of him again, so she goes over and sits next to him. She asks him where he's
from and he tells her: "California. "

"So am I...Where in California?"

"Oakland" he replies.

"That's amazing..." she says, "So am I - what Street?"

"Jefferson Street" he replies.

"This is unbelievable..." she says, "What number?" He says "2460" and she is totally astonished.

"Whoa - You are not going to believe this but I'm from number 2475! My parents still live there!"

"I know..." he says, "Your Father gave me $1,000 to give to you"

He who drinks American, thinks like a American!........ smart!!!!!


Only Kidding

dont forget the rest of the American version:

so Darlene says, well thanks for your address, I'll call information and let your wife know how much fun we had................

old wolf saying: "never poop in your own backyard, you always end up stepping in it........."