off today. we are heading to the body shop to pick up mary's envoy. got my magnifying glass and bad attitude ready...
anyway:
people did the same thing to themselves as they do to animals in rescue?
My husband and kids still haven't been adopted! We
only have until tomorrow afternoon to find them their
new home. After that, they'll go to the shelter and we
all know what happens there.
I'm really doing what's best for all of them. 2
weeks ago I brought a new boyfriend home. Apparently,
my boyfriend and husband don't get along at all. They
do nothing, but fight and I'm afraid someone is going
to get hurt! So I've decided to keep my cute, new
boyfriend and place my older husband with a new
family.
As to the kids, I just found out I'm allergic to
them. I've only been around them for 18+ yrs, but all
of a sudden, I'm allergic. They are giving me
headaches so they'll need to go.
My boyfriend and I are going to start a new
family someday soon. I'm not allergic to babies, just
the teenagers I already have. Besides, the new
house I rented is too small for everyone, there's just
enough room for me and my boyfriend.
One woman was interested in adopting my daughter,
but she said if she paid the entire adoption fee
(which includes braces and contact lenses), she
wouldn't have any money left to buy new toys for her.
My youngest son was almost adopted too, but they
found out he digs holes in the yard, bangs against the
fence and makes lots of noise when you leave him alone
for more than 12 hrs. They decided not
to take him.
Don't worry about me, I'll be alright. I know I'm
doing what's best for everyone. I'm going to be doing
lots of traveling and it just wouldn't be fair to keep
my current family. I just don't have enough time to
spend with them.
Please, please, please adopt my husband and kids
before they go to the shelter! You'll really love them
a lot.
PS Don't criticize me. I couldn't possibly rent
the house with the old carpet that was big enough and
would allow the rest of my family, the tan carpet
really doesn't go well with my furniture. I could
never give up my new boyfriend either. He's just too
cute and I want to keep him for myself! He's much more
fun than my old husband is. I could never think of
anyone or anything else EXCEPT MYSELF!!
anyway:
people did the same thing to themselves as they do to animals in rescue?
My husband and kids still haven't been adopted! We
only have until tomorrow afternoon to find them their
new home. After that, they'll go to the shelter and we
all know what happens there.
I'm really doing what's best for all of them. 2
weeks ago I brought a new boyfriend home. Apparently,
my boyfriend and husband don't get along at all. They
do nothing, but fight and I'm afraid someone is going
to get hurt! So I've decided to keep my cute, new
boyfriend and place my older husband with a new
family.
As to the kids, I just found out I'm allergic to
them. I've only been around them for 18+ yrs, but all
of a sudden, I'm allergic. They are giving me
headaches so they'll need to go.
My boyfriend and I are going to start a new
family someday soon. I'm not allergic to babies, just
the teenagers I already have. Besides, the new
house I rented is too small for everyone, there's just
enough room for me and my boyfriend.
One woman was interested in adopting my daughter,
but she said if she paid the entire adoption fee
(which includes braces and contact lenses), she
wouldn't have any money left to buy new toys for her.
My youngest son was almost adopted too, but they
found out he digs holes in the yard, bangs against the
fence and makes lots of noise when you leave him alone
for more than 12 hrs. They decided not
to take him.
Don't worry about me, I'll be alright. I know I'm
doing what's best for everyone. I'm going to be doing
lots of traveling and it just wouldn't be fair to keep
my current family. I just don't have enough time to
spend with them.
Please, please, please adopt my husband and kids
before they go to the shelter! You'll really love them
a lot.
PS Don't criticize me. I couldn't possibly rent
the house with the old carpet that was big enough and
would allow the rest of my family, the tan carpet
really doesn't go well with my furniture. I could
never give up my new boyfriend either. He's just too
cute and I want to keep him for myself! He's much more
fun than my old husband is. I could never think of
anyone or anything else EXCEPT MYSELF!!
