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  • here: start ur friDay wit dis!!!

    mornin!

    Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: "I
    would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because
    if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but
    we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever,"
    --Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.


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    "Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the
    world, I can't help but . I mean I'd love to be skinny like that,
    but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
    --Mariah Carey
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    "Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part
    of your life,"
    --Brooke Shields, during an interview to become Spokesperson for
    federal anti-smoking campaign.
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    "I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body,"
    --Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.
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    "Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime
    rates in the country,"
    --Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC.
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    "I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We
    are the president."
    --Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of subpoenaed documents.
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    "That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass,
    and I'm just the one to do it,"
    --A congressional candidate in Texas.
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    "Half this game is ninety percent mental."
    --Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark
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    "It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the
    impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
    --Al Gore, Vice President
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    "I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix."
    --Dan Quayle
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    " It's no exaggeration to say that the undecideds could go one way or
    another"
    --George Bush, US President
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    "We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we
    need?"
    --Lee Iacocca
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    "I was provided with additional input that was radically different
    from the truth. I assisted in furthering that version."
    --Colonel Oliver North, from his Iran-Contra testimony.
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    "The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy
    like Norman Einstein."
    --Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback &sports analyst.
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    "We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types
    of people."
    --Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instructor.
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    "If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
    --Bill Clinton, President
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    "We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur."
    --Al Gore, VP
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    "Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas."
    --Keppel Enderbery
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    "Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we
    received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may
    reapply if there is a change in your circumstances."
    --Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina
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    "If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as
    they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night.
    And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record."
    --Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman








    The Goldens: Reno and Rocky

    2008 C6, M6, LS3, Corsa Extreme C/B, (it flys) & 2008 Yukon loaded (Titanic), 03 Ford Focus..everydaydriver.

    Wolfdog Rescue Resources, Inc.:http://www.wrr-inc.org
    Home Page: http://www.renokeo.com
    sold: 97 Firehawk, 97 Comp T/A, 2005 GTO, 2008 Solstice GXP turbo.

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    Thanks! I needed that. It's been a rough week.
    2002 Electron Blue Vette, 1SC, FE3/Z51, G92 3.15 gears, 308.9 RWHP 321.7 RWTQ (before any mods), SLP headers, Z06 exhaust, MSD Ignition Wires, AC Delco Iridium Spark Plugs, 160 t-stat, lots of ECM tuning

    1995 Z28, many mods, SOLD

    A proud member of the "F-Body Dirty Dozen"

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      • #4
        Very funny.
        LS15 Power! Another LSx engine coming soon.

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        • #5
          How the human race made it this far still amazes me!!!!!
          94 Z28/UltraZ Hood & Box/1 1/2 Drop/52mmTB & Bypass/160 Stat/Pulley/ Catback & pipe/Kirkey seats/5 point belts/WW Wing/Ford9"-4.11- Detroit locker-Strange axles/ZEKE'S Heads & LT4 HC/Stainless Headers & Y/1LE Panhard/BMR SFCs-STB-Relo Brackets-Tunnel Brace-Adj Tq arm- Sway bar- LCAs-PHB/ABARE RACING 4L60E/COAN 3200/Monster tach & light/DS Loop

          19/09/04[M6]=12.392@113.518 / 1.802 60ft.

          10/04/05[A4]=12.29@111.9 /1.652 60ft.

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          • #6
            The funniest part is how many people will believe these things were said just because someone took the time to write them.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Kevin M
              The funniest part is how many people will believe these things were said just because someone took the time to write them.
              so.......ur a non believer?


              they are true..........



              The Goldens: Reno and Rocky

              2008 C6, M6, LS3, Corsa Extreme C/B, (it flys) & 2008 Yukon loaded (Titanic), 03 Ford Focus..everydaydriver.

              Wolfdog Rescue Resources, Inc.:http://www.wrr-inc.org
              Home Page: http://www.renokeo.com
              sold: 97 Firehawk, 97 Comp T/A, 2005 GTO, 2008 Solstice GXP turbo.

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              • #8
                I can't say whether all are true or not.

                I'm pretty sure I remember the one by Hitlery Clinton "I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president." She said "we are the president" quite often.

                The one by Mariah Carey is listed as false in www.snopes.com
                http://www.snopes.com/quotes/quotes.htm
                2002 Electron Blue Vette, 1SC, FE3/Z51, G92 3.15 gears, 308.9 RWHP 321.7 RWTQ (before any mods), SLP headers, Z06 exhaust, MSD Ignition Wires, AC Delco Iridium Spark Plugs, 160 t-stat, lots of ECM tuning

                1995 Z28, many mods, SOLD

                A proud member of the "F-Body Dirty Dozen"

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