>A young blonde was on vacation and driving through the Everglades, met this dude named Joe with too many f bodies... they fell in love at first site. she told him she would be back at the end of her tour...with a surprise.
>
>She wanted to take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst
>way, and get a pair for joe.....
>but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were
>asking.
>
>After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle on prices" attitude of
>one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Well then, maybe I'll > just
>
>go
>out and catch my own alligator, so I can get a pair of shoes for free!"
>
>The shopkeeper said with a sly, knowing smile, "Little lady, just go and
>give it a try!"
>
>The blonde headed out toward the swamps, determined to catch an alligator.
>
>Later in the day, as the shopkeeper is driving home, he pulls over to the
>side of the levee where he spots that same young woman standing waist deep
>
>in
>the murky bayou water, shotgun in hand.
>
>Just then, he spots a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her.
>
>With lightning speed, she takes aim, kills the creature and hauls it onto
>the slimy bank of the swamp.
>
>Lying nearby were 7 more of the dead creatures, all lying on their backs.
>
>The shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in silent amazement.
>The blonde struggled and flipped the gator onto its back.
>
>Rolling her eyes heavenward and screaming in great frustration, she shouts
>out "HEY....... THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT TOO!"
>
>She wanted to take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst
>way, and get a pair for joe.....
>but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were
>asking.
>
>After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle on prices" attitude of
>one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Well then, maybe I'll > just
>
>go
>out and catch my own alligator, so I can get a pair of shoes for free!"
>
>The shopkeeper said with a sly, knowing smile, "Little lady, just go and
>give it a try!"
>
>The blonde headed out toward the swamps, determined to catch an alligator.
>
>Later in the day, as the shopkeeper is driving home, he pulls over to the
>side of the levee where he spots that same young woman standing waist deep
>
>in
>the murky bayou water, shotgun in hand.
>
>Just then, he spots a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her.
>
>With lightning speed, she takes aim, kills the creature and hauls it onto
>the slimy bank of the swamp.
>
>Lying nearby were 7 more of the dead creatures, all lying on their backs.
>
>The shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in silent amazement.
>The blonde struggled and flipped the gator onto its back.
>
>Rolling her eyes heavenward and screaming in great frustration, she shouts
>out "HEY....... THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT TOO!"
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