NFB: A man's guide to words women use

[Dave M]

Fine:
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

Five Minutes:
If she is getting dressed,this is half an hour.Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around then house.

Nothing:
This is the calm before the storm.This means"something" and you should be on your toes.Arguments that begin with'Nothing'usually end in "FINE"

Go Ahead:
This is a dare,NOT permission.DON'T do it.

Loud Sigh:
This is not actually a word,but is a nonverbal statement often misunderstood by men.A"Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over"Nothing"

That's Okay:
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a women can make to a man."That's Okay"means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

Thanks:
A woman is thanking you .DO NOT question it or faint.Just say you're welcome.

Whatever:
It's a woman's way of saying *!#@ you!

[Z Ya Later]

If you must:
Means that, while you still can, she doesn't want you to. Be prepared for an argument beginning with "Nothing" and ending in "Fine" between later that day and the next week.

Back in a few:
Means you have free reign of the house for several hours. However, also means your checkbook will be deminishing in value for the duration. Expect to haul in heavy and/or multiple things.

Going out:
Means she doesn't want you to know where she's going unless you pry it out of her. Usually followed by "Back in a few." Expect a lot of gossip on return.

You don't have to:
Means you must. Failing to do whatever follows this statement ensures an argument, most often beginning with "Nothing", containing several loud sighs and ending in "FINE!!"






Good ones Dave lol

[Christopherrr]

that's so true it's scary!!!

[imwlw83]

you are right it is scary, i get the "whatever" alot