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  • #1

    NFB freak?

    Tami saw me kiss the steering wheel of the Z yesterday. She thought I was a freak for it!

    So, honestly guys, how many of you have kissed your car? And I dont need to know if they involved tongue or not! (Mine don't)
    Tracy
    2002 C5 M6 Convertible
    1994 Z28 M6 Convertible
    Current Mods:
    SLP Ultra-Z functional ramair, SS Spoiler, STB, SFCs, Headers, Clutch, Bilstein Shocks, and TB Airfoil. 17x9 SS rims with Goodyear tires, 160F T-Stat, MSD Blaster Coil, Taylor wires, Hurst billet shifter, Borla catback with QTP e-cutout, Tuned PCM, 1LE Swaybars, 1LE driveshaft, ES bushings, White gauges, C5 front brakes, !CAGS, Bose/Soundstream audio, CST leather interior, synthetic fluids
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    I'm guilty...no one ever caught me doing so though. LOL...I kiss her on the t-tops...steering wheel, fender, hood...you name it. LOL...errr, nm don't name it. To us, it's our way of bonding with our cars. To others, it's just plain strange and unexplainable.

    Hate to see what Ken lists as his areas of passion. LOL!!!!

    Christopher Teng

    1999 · A4 · 3.73's · Auburn LSD · Whisper Lid · K&N · Pacesetter Headers/Y-pipe
    Magnaflow Cat & Catback · MSD Coils/Wires · Bosch +4 Plugs · EGR Bypass
    B&M SuperCooler · 160* Stat · Descreened MAF · SLP CAI · BMR STB & SFC
    Strano Sways · Eibach Springs · Bilstein HD Shocks · Hawk-Pads · Brembo Blanks
    Speedlines · Nitto 555s · Texas Speed Mail Tune

    Lots of Weight Savings · Stubby Antenna · Corbeau TRS · Zaino · 273K

    F-Body Dirty Dozen

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    • #3
      I'm guilty. After i get through something hectic (like driving in a blizzard or nearly getting into an accident) with my car, i usually caress it and start talking to it. My girlfriend just laughs at me
      Red 95 Trans Am: M6, Moroso CAI, Magnaflow, Spohn sway bars, back to life as of 2/15/10!!!
      SOLD- Kinda miss it
      94 Del Sol VTEC: 27 city/ 33 highway, knee deep in slowness
      SOLD- Good riddance!
      2006 Ford Fusion: 2.3, 5 speed, could run 15lbs of boost with a 150 shot and it'd still be slow

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      • #4
        i talk to her, and try to seduce her. I rub her gently and bath her over all her beautiful body. Then i place a tender kiss upon her. Yea..im a freak
        -Lou -

        1997 30th Anniversary Firebird Formula

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        • #5
          Wow....I never realized there were as many lame people as myself....I too am guilty Here I thought I was a lame freak for givin' her a kiss from time to time right in the 'ol gears. Just take that diff cover off, let the fluid pour all over my face, and go right to town on those c-clips. I don't even have to try and covince her to take her bra off also, she doesn't like 'em...

          I seriously will give her a kiss on the steering wheel from time to time though....what can I say....it's true love
          black 95 t/a, a4, beefed up tranny w/ higher stall converter, transgo shift kit, trans temp gauge, trans cooler, richmond 3.73's, loudmouth, hypertech programmer, 160 thermo, descreened maf, TB bypass and airfoil, trick flow intake elbow, underdrive pulleys, moroso cai, edelbrock panhard rod, bmr stb, slp sfc's, fiberglass firehawk hood, hawk pads, taylor wires, ngk plugs, royal purple fluids,...and hopefully more to come

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          • #6
            I can't say I've ever kissed it (you're all freaks!) but I've patted it on the dash after it's done me good and talk to it. Usually it's when I wash it in the rain and snow that I'm labled a freak. SOme people just don't understand
            Dave M
            Life, liberty, and the pursuit of all who threaten it!


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            • #7
              OK, I feel better now. I'm in good company. To those of you who have not kissed your car lately, go out and lay one on her!
              Tracy
              2002 C5 M6 Convertible
              1994 Z28 M6 Convertible
              Current Mods:
              SLP Ultra-Z functional ramair, SS Spoiler, STB, SFCs, Headers, Clutch, Bilstein Shocks, and TB Airfoil. 17x9 SS rims with Goodyear tires, 160F T-Stat, MSD Blaster Coil, Taylor wires, Hurst billet shifter, Borla catback with QTP e-cutout, Tuned PCM, 1LE Swaybars, 1LE driveshaft, ES bushings, White gauges, C5 front brakes, !CAGS, Bose/Soundstream audio, CST leather interior, synthetic fluids

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              • #8
                Never used tongue, but many times have I kissed my car and parts that came in the mail. I love it. I fall on the hood and hug it, I pet the dash when I kick a mustangs ass, etc... I talk to it, whatever. He's my boy

                You're not a freak, you are an enthusiast. Welcome to the club
                97 Chevy 'Raro Z28 M6- Ported & Polished LT1 heads,beehives,1.6/1.94 valves, 226/231 custom cam,K&N FIPK, 94-95 BBK shorty's,ORY,Magnaflow Catback,no cats,BMR LCA Relocation Brackets,Lower Control Arms,Adjustable Panhard Bar,Eibach Pro Kit,SPEC Stage 1,Walbro 255 Fuel Pump,30LB Injectors,Pro 5.0,Short stick,MSD 8.5's,NGK TR55's,LT4KM

                01 Honda CBR600 F4i-Two bro's,Corbins,SS brake lines

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                • #9
                  After I picked up my car from the dealer, I started taking off all the ricer style extras the previous owner put all over it. After the first time I washed it and pulled it into the garage, I had a long talk with it as I wiped her down. I explained how she'll live a much better life now, and be taken care of for the rest of her years.

                  My wife walked in on this conversation, just shook her head and left. Later she told me I don't even talk to her that way. I tried explaining that I would if she always wore leather, purred like a tiger when I fired her up, and let me take her out for a ride whenever I wanted.... Then I ducked!
                  SOLD: 2002 Trans Am WS.6 - Black on Black - 6 Speed
                  SLP Loudmouth Exhaust
                  17K Miles

                  2005 Acura TL - Silver on Black
                  Navigation - Surround Audio - Bluetooth

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by 02 WS6

                    My wife walked in on this conversation, just shook her head and left. Later she told me I don't even talk to her that way. I tried explaining that I would if she always wore leather, purred like a tiger when I fired her up, and let me take her out for a ride whenever I wanted.... Then I ducked!
                    LMAO! Classic, man, classic...
                    97 Chevy 'Raro Z28 M6- Ported & Polished LT1 heads,beehives,1.6/1.94 valves, 226/231 custom cam,K&N FIPK, 94-95 BBK shorty's,ORY,Magnaflow Catback,no cats,BMR LCA Relocation Brackets,Lower Control Arms,Adjustable Panhard Bar,Eibach Pro Kit,SPEC Stage 1,Walbro 255 Fuel Pump,30LB Injectors,Pro 5.0,Short stick,MSD 8.5's,NGK TR55's,LT4KM

                    01 Honda CBR600 F4i-Two bro's,Corbins,SS brake lines

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                    • #11
                      Guilty! I don't kiss my car(s), but I do talk to them from time to time. More than once after I have washed and (maybe) Zaino-ed my car, and after I've put the cover on her and "tucked her in", I've run my hands over her and said things like "beautiful car" or "nice car". I even (forgive me) talk nicely to my wife's Taurus wagon after I've cleaned it.

                      Psychiatrists would probably be able to use any of us as case studies. Face it: We're n-n-n-n-nuts!
                      R.i.K.

                      '98 WS6 TA (white, of course!), Hurst Billet/Plus shifter, BBK intake manifold, McGard “blue-ring” lug nuts (12x1.5), PowerSlot brake rotors, Hawk brake pads, Stainless steel braided brake lines, Pontiac arrow, Hotchkis strut tower brace, MBA MAF ends, Reflective Concepts lettering, MTI carbon-fiber look airbox lid . . . and one greying, somewhat eccentric owner.

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                      • #12
                        Actually, I would be a little worried if a guy didn't lay one on their f-bod every now and then.

                        Don't worry Trace, you're amongst sane, rational, muscle car lovers.

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                        • #13
                          There was this one time I should have ran out of gas, my gauge was on total E.. I was sitting there talking to my car 'come on baby, just get us to a gas station.. I know your thirsty. I'll get you some of that premium 93 you like'

                          I kissed the T-tops while I was filling her up, I think it's happend more then once. Thank god my gauges are a little of or something.

                          87 z28 w/93 LT1 and 700r4

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                          • #14
                            You guys are wacked!
                            96 WS6 Formula: Ram Air, 383 Stroker, Ported LT4 Heads and Manifold, 1.6 Crane Rollers, 58MM T.B., AS&M Headers, Borla Exhaust, Meziere Elec. H2O Pump, Canton Deep Sump Oil Pan, 100 HP OF TNT N2O!! , T56 Conversion w/ Pro 5.0 shifter, SPEC Stage 3 Clutch, Hotchkiss Subframe Conn., Lakewood Adj. Panhard Bar, Spohn Adj. LCA's, BMR Adj. T.A., Custom 12 bolt w/ 3:73's, Moser Axles, Eaton Posi, Moser Girdle
                            11.6 @ 123mph (1.6 60' - getting there )

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by N20LT4Bird
                              You guys are wacked!
                              i was going to say the same thing.

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