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    On a chain of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the
    following people are stranded:

    Two Italian men and one Italian woman
    Two French men and one French woman
    Two German men and one German woman
    Two Greek men and one Greek woman
    Two British men and one British woman
    Two Bulgarian men and one Bulgarian woman
    Two Japanese men and one Japanese woman
    Two Chinese men and one Chinese woman
    Two Irish men and one Irish woman
    Two American men and one American woman


    One month later, on these absolutely stunning deserted islands in the
    middle of nowhere, the following things have occurred:

    One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.

    The two French men and the French woman are living happily together in a
    ménage a trios.

    The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of alternating visits
    with the German woman.

    The two Greek men are sleeping together and the Greek woman is cooking
    and cleaning for them.

    The two British men are for someone to introduce them to the
    British woman.

    The two Bulgarian men took one look at the Bulgarian woman and
    started swimming to another island.

    The two Japanese men have faxed Tokyo and are a instructions.

    The two Chinese men have set up a pharmacy, liquor store, restaurant,
    and laundry, and have gotten the woman pregnant in order to supply
    employees for their stores.

    The two Irish men divided the island into north and south and set up
    a distillery. They do not remember if sex is in the picture because it gets
    somewhat foggy after a few liters of coconut whiskey. However, they're
    satisfied because the British aren't having any fun.

    The two American men are contemplating suicide, because the American woman
    will not shut up and complains relentlessly about her body, the true
    nature of feminism, what the sun is doing to her skin, how she can do
    anything they can do, the necessity of fulfillment, the equal division of
    household chores, how sand and palm trees make her look fat, how her last
    boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her nicer than they do, and
    how her relationship with her mother is the root cause of all her
    problems, and why didn't they bring a damn cell phone so they could call
    911 and get them all rescued off this God-forsaken deserted island in the
    middle of freaking nowhere so she can get her nails done and go shopping.

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  • #2
    Hilarious!!!!
    Darrin C
    '97 Z28 LT1 157K (((S O L D ))) A4, C/I Cold Air Induction, Flomaster Exhaust, SLP Fan Control Mod, Eibach Springs w/1" Drop, Racing Dynamics Shock Tower Brace, Lakewood LCA's.
    07 Ford F150 - Daily Driver. I went from f-body to f-series. I think I'm out of my f'in mind.....

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    • #3
      Funny?

      Sounds like the newest reality TV show.


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      • #4
        That's funny. Nice find, Ken.
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        • #5
          i was looking for the def. to feminism the other day looks like it was found
          1997 Camaro Z28 Pacesetter Long tubes, ORY-Pipe, Accel 30# Injectors, MSD Cap & Rotor, MSD Super Conductor Wires, NGK Irdium TR55IV Plugs, and Borla Catback. Madtuner Tune, SLP High/Low fan switch, NGK o2 sensors

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          • #6
            LOL hilarious That made my day!!
            94 Black T/A GT, Advanced Induction 355, 3200 stall, built 4L60E, Moser 9", Baer Brakes, Shooting for 11s...

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            • #7
              That's a good one.

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