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    Worms!!

    A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add
    emphasis to his Sunday sermon.

    Four worms were placed into four separate jars.
    The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.
    The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.
    The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.
    The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.
    At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the
    following results:

    The first worm in alcohol - Dead.

    The second worm in cigarette smoke - Dead.

    Third worm in chocolate syrup - Dead.

    Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive.

    So the Minister asked the congregation - What can you learn from
    this demonstration?

    A little old woman in the back quickly raised her hand and said,
    "As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have
    worms!"



    get on wit sat. night!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • #2
    haha nice!!!

    I'm baby sitting my 2 year old niece all night, should have a ton of fun... prolly the cutest little girl in the world!

    2005 GTO, Quicksilver, 6-Speed, DynaTech LT's and thats it. 366.6 hp/366.7 tq last time I checked.
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    • #3
      Originally posted by Blevyou know
      haha nice!!!

      I'm baby sitting my 2 year old niece all night, should have a ton of fun... prolly the cutest little girl in the world!
      and thats what life is all about broh.

      enjoy! make her laugh! she wont forget......

      The Goldens: Reno and Rocky

      2008 C6, M6, LS3, Corsa Extreme C/B, (it flys) & 2008 Yukon loaded (Titanic), 03 Ford Focus..everydaydriver.

      Wolfdog Rescue Resources, Inc.:http://www.wrr-inc.org
      Home Page: http://www.renokeo.com
      sold: 97 Firehawk, 97 Comp T/A, 2005 GTO, 2008 Solstice GXP turbo.

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      • #4
        bet he didnt see that one coming lol.
        1967 Camaro "Project"
        1972 Chevelle "454"
        1979 Trans Am "Project Ls-1"

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