>Subject: Profiling
>>
>>
>> Subject: Simple History Test
>>
>> HISTORY TEST
>>
>> Please pause a moment, reflect back, and take the
>> following multiple choice test. The events are actual
>> events from history. They actually happened!!!
>>
>> Do you remember?
>>
>> 1. 1968 Bobby Kennedy was shot and killed by
>>
>> a. Superman
>> b. Jay Leno
>> c. Harry Potter
>> d. a Muslim male extremist between the ages of 17 and
>> 40
>>
>> 2. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were
>> kidnapped and massacred by
>>
>> a. Olga Corbett
>> b. Sitting Bull
>> c. Arnold Schwarzenegger
>> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of
>> 17 and 40
>>
>> 3. In 1979, the US embassy in Iran was taken over by:
>>
>> a. Lost Norwegians
>> b. Elvis
>> c. A tour bus full of 80-year-old women
>> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of
>> 17 and 40
>>
>> 4. During the 1980's a number of Americans were
>> kidnapped in Lebanon by:
>>
>> a. John Dillinger
>> b. The King of Sweden
>> c. The Boy Scouts
>> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of
>> 17 and 40
>>
>> 5. In 1983, the US Marine barracks in Beirut was blown
>> up by:
>>
>> a. A pizza delivery boy
>> b. Pee Wee Herman
>> c. Geraldo Rivera
>> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of
>> 17 and 40
>>
>> 6. In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked
>> and a 70 year old American passenger was murdered and
>> thrown overboard in his wheelchair by:
>>
>> a. The Smurfs
>> b. Davy Jones
>> c. The Little Mermaid
>> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of
>> 17 and 40
>>
>> 7. In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens, and
>> a US Navy diver trying to rescue passengers was
>> murdered by:
>>
>> a. Captain Kidd
>> b. Charles Lindberg
>> c. Mother Teresa
>> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of
>> 17 and 40
>>
>> 8. In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:
>>
>> a. Scooby Doo
>> b. The Tooth Fairy
>> c. Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid
>> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of
>> 17 and 40
>>
>> 9. In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the first
>> time by:
>>
>> a. Richard Simmons
>> b. Grandma Moses
>> c. Michael Jordan
>> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of
>> 17 and 40
>>
>> 10. In 1998, the US embassies in Kenya and Tanzania
>> were bombed by:
>>
>> a. Mr. Rogers
>> b. Hillary Clinton, to distract attention from Wild
>> Bill's women problems
>> c. The World Wrestling Federation
>> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of
>> 17 and 40
>>
>> 11. On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked; two were
>> used as missiles to take out the World Trade Centers
>> and of the remaining two, one crashed into the US
>> Pentagon and the other was diverted and crashed by the passengers.
>> Thousands of people were killed by:
>>
>> a. Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck and Elmer
>> Fudd
>> b. The Supreme Court of Florida
>> c. Mr. Bean
>> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of
>> 17 and 40
>>
>> 12. In 2002 the United States fought a war in
>>Afghanistan against:
>>
>> a. Enron
>> b. The Lutheran Church
>> c. The NFL
>> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of
>> 17 and 40
>>
>> 13. In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and
>> murdered by:
>>
>> a. Bonnie and Clyde
>> b. Captain Kangaroo
>> c. Billy Graham
>> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of
>> 17 and 40
>>
>> Nope, ..I really don't see a pattern here to justify
>> profiling, do you? So, to ensure we Americans never
>> offend anyone, particularly fanatics intent on killing
>> us, airport security screeners will no longer be
>> allowed to profile certain people. They must conduct
>> random searches of 80-year-old women, little kids,
>> airline pilots with proper identification, secret
>> agents who are members of the President's security
>> detail, 85-year old Congressmen with metal hips, and
>> Medal of Honor winning and former Governor Joe Foss,
>> but leave Muslim Males between the ages 17 and 40
>> alone lest they be guilty of profiling.
>>
>> Let's send this to as many people as we can so that
>> the Gloria Aldreds and other dunder-headed attorneys
>> along with Federal Justices that want to thwart common
>> sense, feel doubly ashamed of themselves -- if they
>> have any such sense. As the writer of the award
>> winning story "Forrest Gump" so aptly put it, "Stupid
>> is as stupid does."
>>
>>
>>
>> Subject: Simple History Test
>>
>> HISTORY TEST
>>
>> Please pause a moment, reflect back, and take the
>> following multiple choice test. The events are actual
>> events from history. They actually happened!!!
>>
>> Do you remember?
>>
>> 1. 1968 Bobby Kennedy was shot and killed by
>>
>> a. Superman
>> b. Jay Leno
>> c. Harry Potter
>> d. a Muslim male extremist between the ages of 17 and
>> 40
>>
>> 2. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were
>> kidnapped and massacred by
>>
>> a. Olga Corbett
>> b. Sitting Bull
>> c. Arnold Schwarzenegger
>> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of
>> 17 and 40
>>
>> 3. In 1979, the US embassy in Iran was taken over by:
>>
>> a. Lost Norwegians
>> b. Elvis
>> c. A tour bus full of 80-year-old women
>> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of
>> 17 and 40
>>
>> 4. During the 1980's a number of Americans were
>> kidnapped in Lebanon by:
>>
>> a. John Dillinger
>> b. The King of Sweden
>> c. The Boy Scouts
>> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of
>> 17 and 40
>>
>> 5. In 1983, the US Marine barracks in Beirut was blown
>> up by:
>>
>> a. A pizza delivery boy
>> b. Pee Wee Herman
>> c. Geraldo Rivera
>> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of
>> 17 and 40
>>
>> 6. In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked
>> and a 70 year old American passenger was murdered and
>> thrown overboard in his wheelchair by:
>>
>> a. The Smurfs
>> b. Davy Jones
>> c. The Little Mermaid
>> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of
>> 17 and 40
>>
>> 7. In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens, and
>> a US Navy diver trying to rescue passengers was
>> murdered by:
>>
>> a. Captain Kidd
>> b. Charles Lindberg
>> c. Mother Teresa
>> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of
>> 17 and 40
>>
>> 8. In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:
>>
>> a. Scooby Doo
>> b. The Tooth Fairy
>> c. Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid
>> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of
>> 17 and 40
>>
>> 9. In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the first
>> time by:
>>
>> a. Richard Simmons
>> b. Grandma Moses
>> c. Michael Jordan
>> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of
>> 17 and 40
>>
>> 10. In 1998, the US embassies in Kenya and Tanzania
>> were bombed by:
>>
>> a. Mr. Rogers
>> b. Hillary Clinton, to distract attention from Wild
>> Bill's women problems
>> c. The World Wrestling Federation
>> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of
>> 17 and 40
>>
>> 11. On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked; two were
>> used as missiles to take out the World Trade Centers
>> and of the remaining two, one crashed into the US
>> Pentagon and the other was diverted and crashed by the passengers.
>> Thousands of people were killed by:
>>
>> a. Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck and Elmer
>> Fudd
>> b. The Supreme Court of Florida
>> c. Mr. Bean
>> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of
>> 17 and 40
>>
>> 12. In 2002 the United States fought a war in
>>Afghanistan against:
>>
>> a. Enron
>> b. The Lutheran Church
>> c. The NFL
>> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of
>> 17 and 40
>>
>> 13. In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and
>> murdered by:
>>
>> a. Bonnie and Clyde
>> b. Captain Kangaroo
>> c. Billy Graham
>> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of
>> 17 and 40
>>
>> Nope, ..I really don't see a pattern here to justify
>> profiling, do you? So, to ensure we Americans never
>> offend anyone, particularly fanatics intent on killing
>> us, airport security screeners will no longer be
>> allowed to profile certain people. They must conduct
>> random searches of 80-year-old women, little kids,
>> airline pilots with proper identification, secret
>> agents who are members of the President's security
>> detail, 85-year old Congressmen with metal hips, and
>> Medal of Honor winning and former Governor Joe Foss,
>> but leave Muslim Males between the ages 17 and 40
>> alone lest they be guilty of profiling.
>>
>> Let's send this to as many people as we can so that
>> the Gloria Aldreds and other dunder-headed attorneys
>> along with Federal Justices that want to thwart common
>> sense, feel doubly ashamed of themselves -- if they
>> have any such sense. As the writer of the award
>> winning story "Forrest Gump" so aptly put it, "Stupid
>> is as stupid does."
>>
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