Camaro is faster today

[tabahr]

Making the car lighter increases performance, right? Soooo..... Making the driver lighter helps too. I had my Gallbladder removed yesterday. It's good for a pound. How much faster am I now?

It hurts to laugh, give me more vicodin!! NURSE!! NURSE!!

[AmericanZ28]

OUCH!

I had my Appendix removed almost a year ago, and I was one of the ones that felt the pain after instead of little or no pain! I've never experienced such great deal of pain at all times. But thank God for Vicodin Just be careful, that stuff can be addicting I too couldnt laugh at all, and heres a tip just in case you must release your laughter. Just breather in and out very heavily and quickly, this will keep your stomach muscles from contracting, therefor not causing pain. Get well soon!

[KnightFire]

It might have been easier and far less painful to just take out the spare tire/jack or rear seats...LOL.

Good luck on the road to recovery!




KnightFire

[Performin Norman]

Wow, there are easier ways to go faster than to remove body parts. hahaha Have a quick recovery.

[Joe K. 99 Zeee!!]

Wow! Way to get creative!!

So....since I have an auto, does that mean I don't need my other leg?!?!

Try to take it easy on the meds!

[tabahr]

Originally posted by Joe K. 96 Zeee!!
Wow! Way to get creative!!

So....since I have an auto, does that mean I don't need my other leg?!?!

Try to take it easy on the meds!

Looks like you have an extra arm too. Where's the doctor? Wait here... I'll go get him.

[Kevin - Blown 95 TA]

there's a bunch of stuff you don't really need - appendix, gall bladder, spleen, right nut...and you could get a colostomy, then empty the bag before a race... Get lipo, trim your nails & get a buzz cut - yeah, there's pounds to be had.

Hey! how much does a brain weigh?

[89GTA]

I think some of the "domestic imports" (if you know what I mean) that I've seen have already done that mod Kevin.

[msbzlt1]

ok i got 12 inch subs and an amplifier in the hatch of my car, do you think this is really degrading performance, this is quite possibly a retarded question but hwne i took them out i felt the back end raise and it felt peppier, im guessing with everything in there its adding 100 Lbs. so what you think take it out when i race lol

[Joe K. 99 Zeee!!]

Check out this 1/4 mile calculator. It's not as good as actually running your car in the 1/4, but you can see the relationship between weight and performance. In all cases I can think of less weight equals more performance.

http://www.web-cars.com/math/qtr_mile.html

[MaraSport]

Originally posted by Kevin - Blown 95 TA
there's a bunch of stuff you don't really need - appendix, gall bladder, spleen, right nut...and you could get a colostomy, then empty the bag before a race... Get lipo, trim your nails & get a buzz cut - yeah, there's pounds to be had.

Hey! how much does a brain weigh?

A brain weighs about 3 pounds... So that would help some...?

Hay tabahr... Get better because you can enjoy the increase performance when you are sick and in pain... Although the performance might not be all that better...

[tabahr]

Thanks for all the well wishes, everyone. I feel fine, In fact I was able to make it in to work Monday, only 4 days after having an organ removed. Isn't modern medicine wonderfull!! The guys at work had a pool going to see if I'd show up. The odds were against me.. LOL.