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  • Funny xmas song !!

    Found this on projectcamaro.com, figured you guys might enjoy it ...

    Twas the night before Christmas and caught at the light,
    Was a domestic V8 and no cops in sight,
    I will try, I will try, I will try with this small motor,
    To beat this damn Camaro, even with its big blower,
    As the light goes green and I pull like no joke,
    The Camaro erupts in clouds of tire smoke,
    Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin,
    These are the names of my four VTEC pistons,
    Racing ahead I'm the star of the action,
    But I know I'm in trouble when V8 gets traction,
    Grabbing second, I hear the RPM's sing,
    My mirror is blocked by my shopping kart wing,
    I now hear the roar of the big monster gaining,
    All I can do is keep the four-banger straining,
    In a second, the shock wave hits with a blast,
    And my stickers go flying now a thing of the past,
    Don't bother with third, cause now it's too late,
    Just try to act cool, like you can relate,
    Looking up at the taillights as they get smaller,
    The driver back off just to give me a holler,
    "You can't win them all," he says in fling,
    "You may not win any, in that silly thing,"
    I smiled and revved as he pulled out of sight,
    With my new mods tomorrow…it will be a better night.
    -Nick-
    95 A4 Z28

  • #2
    Haha! I liked the shopping cart wing part! If only he found a way to throw in the coffee can for an exhaust, that would of been complete.
    Hercules



    2008 Sunburst Metallic HHR LT

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    • #3
      HA HA. That was great. I had to email it to some buddies.

      The guy webmastering the riceboy page shoud get a copy of it too. I'll make sure he does.

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      • #4
        thats funnnnyyyyy im gonna show all my gearhead friends that they will love it
        1986- honda accord lx 2.0 liter fuel injection 5-speed manual 211,000 miles-sold-
        1986- honda accord dx 2.0 liter carb. 4-speed automatic 200,000 miles-sold-
        1992-mitsubishi eclipse 2.0L DOHC 5 speed manual 16" ar rims -blew up- then i sold it- worse mistake ever (buying it)
        1991 hyundai excel-HA! sold
        1995 dodge neon 1.6 liter,5spd, cold air intake, short throw shift, buger bushings, stiffer motor mounts, strut towers/ anti sway, lowering kit, a couple other perf. mods , sleeper

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