good Sunday morning...here's

[wolfdogs]

one you can use for monday........

Employee....."I'm sorry but I can't come in today. My doctor says I suffer from @nal Glaucoma."

Boss........"@nal Glaucoma? What's that?"

Employee...."I just can't see my @$$ coming to work!"

[fastTa]

I will try it tomorrow and let you know how it works