geeez, how these characters got licenses

[TrAnS Am 98]

tonight was one lovely night, first off im at an intersection im in the lane going straight a cab is to the right of me in the lane u can only turn right in with its signal on to go right, light turns green i hit the gas and suddenly i see a cab trying to pull ahead of me i honk at him and he act like he dont even see me.
earlier i go to see my friend at the hospital and i go up the driveway that has ENTER ONLY written in big bold letters on it, im goin maybe 10mph on it when suddenly i see a small school bus going down the hill a lot faster then it should so i have to swere onto the grass to avoid getting rammed.
i wonder which instructor gave these lovely additions to society theyre licenses.
oh well at least im lucky i didnt get hit and my cars alright ( and also that i got to pass that cab and make him wait at a stop sign for a while then leave him in a nice lil cloud of smoke after spinning my tires in front of him, hope he enjoyed it)

[DJ Taso]

Why do you think there's so much traffic downtown? Damn cabbies just for your money.

[Fast Mother]

I was driving down the street doing about 45mph and this guy is in the center lane trying to make a left across rush hour traffic and he tries to cut it to early and stopped horizontally in the very middle of the freaking road, so I had to throw on the brakes. Idiots! x.x

[Mirroredshades]

I'm going about 10 miles over the speed limit when this toad in an Audi starts tailgating me. I promptly move over cause I wasn't really in the mood and the butt munch flies me the bird! I thought about doing the Pitt (sp?) manuever on his S but wasn't sure if it would work on a Quatro.

[Spades95formula]

cab drivers are crazy man , you should have waited at that red light with him behind you and when the light turns green you stay there until the light turns yellow ,then go and leave him there. buwaahahhhaahha

[TrAnS Am 98]

wow this morning going to school was just toooo funny, people driving while on theyre phones piss me off and i was stuck behind one today, mercedes e500 and i could clearly see theyre on a phone.
the lights about to turn green then i look at his plates and the look a lil familiar and it turns out its not a guy its my friend alyssa so i call her number and i hear helloooo and the lights turns green and i say hey dumbo its green hit the gas shes like whos this??? i rev my engine she turns around and screams. funny stuff but still cell phone drivers piss me off

[Fast Mother]

Originally posted by TrAnS Am 98
wow this morning going to school was just toooo funny, people driving while on theyre phones piss me off and i was stuck behind one today, mercedes e500 and i could clearly see theyre on a phone.
the lights about to turn green then i look at his plates and the look a lil familiar and it turns out its not a guy its my friend alyssa so i call her number and i hear helloooo and the lights turns green and i say hey dumbo its green hit the gas shes like whos this??? i rev my engine she turns around and screams. funny stuff but still cell phone drivers piss me off

Mercedes at 17? You have some pretty spoiled friends...

[Fast Mother]

Originally posted by Mirroredshades
I promptly move over cause I wasn't really in the mood and the butt munch flies me the bird!

The bird? and you drive a Trans Am? Maybe it was a compliment to your RIDE!