Irresponsible Ricer Kill Story

[Jay 02 TA ws6]

****WARNING****

What I did was stupid. Yes, I know.

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On with the show...

Well, somewhat as a celebration, but probably moreseo to vent some frustration (stupid girls ), I jumped into my car for a cruise today after my last exam.

The town of Holland is LITTERED with disusting specimens of rice. They come out of the woodwork, and they ALWAYS think they are hard. A couple days ago, it was a 1st gen N/A DSM that came calling. Every day it gets more annoying... I cannot wait to move out of here.

Today, it was a neon yellow Civic with green flames painted on the hood. The wheels were bare "to save weight" and it has a horrendous sounding fart can on back.

I was at a light turning left, when I see this tool in my rear-view mirror... he notices my car, and switches across lanes to get behind me. Right as we turn at the light, he begins the ricer fly-by. He flies past and stays speeding, as if he was daring me to catch him. He was doing 65 in a 45. My emotions had begun to get the better of me. So I reeled him in, and a stoplight stopped us. He turned right, and he immediately gunned it. Now I am pissed... this guy isn't even going to give it a fair race??? FINE, I AM GOING TO DESTROY HIM. So I did. I violated him. Bad, real bad. Just to show my disgust for him, and to rub it in, I turned on my 4-ways, to signal how bad I just owned him when I was about 15 cars in front...

...then I see it. Here comes the infamous ricer fly-by. This is where my emotions took over. No way in hell was I going to let this moron take back a shred of respectability. (This is also where it got stupid... if you are faint of heart, you probably don't want to continue reading.) I let him get a run on me... and I waited until he was almost up to me, at about 70 mph... and I slammed it down in to third. I drove it to the top of third. And I kept going. I am not sure how high I pulled 4th... but he was another 5 to 10 cars back when I was finished... I held up my right middle finger in plain view out my rear-view window and held it there to make sure he knew how much I appreciated his stupid, arrogant, ricer challenege.

I am getting more and more tired day by day of these ricer idiot tools. I know it isn't smart to drive when you are angry or emotional, but I did it today. Luckily, I am here to tell you about it... and no one was injured. It wasn't smart, and I don't make a habit of doing it, but emotions can run high some times... anyway... I hope you appreciate the kill story for what it is.

I LOVE the fact that I stopped his stupid fly-by.

[fastTa]

We are all only human.

I never let the "ricer flyby" get my WS6 either. NO WAY IN HELL!

[Z Ya Later]

Nice one man. I hear you on that, stupid rice always think they can beat me just because I'm in a Camaro and they have a Civic with a used Folgers on the back. I've done stupid stuff too, so I'm in the same boat as you. But, look at it like this...if he wants to fly by you, you've got a rabbit for a ticket. If he's going the same way as you, but speeding, any cops ahead will nail him and you can just cruise by. Trust me man, its worth it in the long run to keep it cool...I've been kinda close myself. But, it was still a nice kill.

[Black97]

Real mature , but...




















I'm sure it felt good. One down 10 zilion's to go.

[xxRillixx]

I love it when i beat them so badly that i end upstopping for a light a ways down. Then i hear them 'fart-by' right after the light turns green... 'nice going!' is all i have to say... i was only stopped for a minute. Stupid ricers.

And im not even modded... so i can imagine the arrgravation it causes you guys who put alot of time and effort into your 'low flying aircraft'!! The best motto ive heard from a ricer is, "Vinyl adds horse power!"

[Fast Mother]

hahahha That story actually made me laugh, I think it was the description of the middle finger that got to me!

I can only dream of the stupid sh** I am going to do when I get my Camaro in the near future. RiCe EaTeRs RuLe!

[bill3969]

stupid or not, someone has to show them. I used to do the same thing with mustangs with an 89 5.7 IROC

[nathanaf8388]

ok not to change the subject of this thread but.... as you all may know i have a 1986 honda accord 5-speed and i wanted your opinions on a few things should i a) just rides its life out b) make it look better and sell it or c) hold on to it make it look better and put some pref. mods on it and sell it when i tunr 18 and get an f-body (c is the option i am leaning towards) well i just wanted your opinions ttyl

[bill3969]

there great cars for shopping and running errands in, but for the ammount of money you put into mods, you might as well buy a camaro thats already fast and capable of much more down the road. Ride the honda till it dies, use the money you save in gas to buy parts for the car thats worth putting money into. that will also keep the miles off the peformance vehicle and extend the the enjoyment time of the camaro. Feel free to substitute firebird or trans am for camaro anywhere in this post.

[Kevin M]

Darn, wish I could have seen it in person...

...while I was at work.

[Mirroredshades]

Whenever some dweeb tries to jump me, I drop a gear, stare at his girlfriend, and jump the front end while gently keeping pace. A couple more jumps, a wink for the girlfriend and then I hit it. Bye Bye goob.

[wako29]

if you want to see something funny, go see my friend in his Ranger beat the living crap out of ricers

Here is this exteriorly stock (minor bolt-ons for engine and a very nice interior), very clean Ranger beat up Civics and other rice around town, and he has never gotten caught, because the cops always see the ricer first and go after him
funniest thing you have ever seen, when a Ranger beats a ricer, only to have the ricer get pulled over


oh, and that guy with the Accord, I would suggest keeping it, as its a good car, until your 18 and get a F-Body. You can do some mild appearance mods, like just so that it looks good and all, but don't put a lot of money into it.

[Christopherrr]

Originally posted by nathanaf8388
ok not to change the subject of this thread but.... as you all may know i have a 1986 honda accord 5-speed and i wanted your opinions on a few things should i a) just rides its life out b) make it look better and sell it or c) hold on to it make it look better and put some pref. mods on it and sell it when i tunr 18 and get an f-body (c is the option i am leaning towards) well i just wanted your opinions ttyl

ride the crap out of it...save your money and buy a f-body. don't waste your money making it look better..if it runs...run it to the ground.

Oh yeah, Jay, nice kill....kill em all!!!!