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    -Abraham Linclon was elected to Congress in 1846.
    *JFK was elected to Congress in 1946.
    -Abraham Linclon was elected President in 1860.
    *JFK was elected President in 1960.
    -Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
    *Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.
    -Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
    *Both Presidents were shot in the head.
    -Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.
    *Kennedy's secretary was named Lincoln.
    -Lincoln's secretary warned Lincoln not to go to the theater because she had a bad dream the previous night.
    *Kennedy's secretary warned Kennedy not to go to Dallas because she had a bad dream the previous night.
    -Both were assassinated by Southeners.
    *Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.
    -Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
    *Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.
    -John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
    *Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.
    -Both assassins were known by their three names.
    *Both names are composed of fifteen letters.
    -Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford.'
    *Kennedy was shot in a car called 'Lincoln' made by Ford.
    -Booth ran from the theater and was cought in a warehouse.
    *Oswald ran from a warehouse and was cought in a theater.
    -Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

    And here's the kicker:
    -A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
    *A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.
    Hercules



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    FROM SNOPES
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    • #3
      That's freakin wierd, man. Coincidence? I think not.

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      • #4
        wow...that's freaky.

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        • #5
          Yea, Ive seen that before, weird.
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          • #6
            Originally posted by JeffM
            FROM SNOPES
            Oh wow, I didn't even know it was on Snopes. I got it from my American Govt. teacher
            Hercules



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            • #7
              HaHa...I can tell it came from a teacher. Notice the last statement has been changed "A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe." The original replaced "with" with "in". Funny huh?
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              • #8
                Here's one more for you guys,

                What happens when a president gets elected in a year with a "0" at the end? Also notice it goes in increments of 20 years. And LOOK! This year is where it lands!

                1840: William Henry Harrison (Died in Office)
                1860: Abraham Lincoln (Assassinated)
                1880: James A. Garfield (Assassinated)
                1900: William McKinley (Assassinated)
                1920: Warren G. Harding (Died in Office)
                1940: Franklin D. Roosevelt (Died in Office)
                1960: John F. Kennedy (Assassinated)
                1980: Ronald Reagan (Survived Assassination Attempt)
                2000: ?????????????????????????????????????????

                And to think we had 2 guys duking it out in the courts to be the one elected in 2000.
                Hercules



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