NFB: Hump Day Humor

[aschroeger]

Actual Newpaper Classified: So I was told


FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little
dog. Bites
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FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2
neighbour's dog
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FREE PUPPIES... Part German Shepherd, part stupid
dog
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GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German.
Free
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FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat ... been
out
awhile. Better be reward.
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COWS, CALVES NEVER BRED.... Also 1 gay bull for sale
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NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used, call Chubby
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NICE PARACHUTE: Never opened - used once
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JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer
$300
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(AND THE BEST ONE)
FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia
Britannica. 45 volumes.
Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer
needed. Got married
last month. Wife knows everything.

[hotwhip9]

Thanks for the laugh, I love the parachute one, since that's what I do in the Army.

[Christopherrr]

hahaha...great stuff