A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the
> >Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What
> >are all those clocks?"
> >
> >St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a
> >Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."
> >
> >"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"
> >
> >"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she
> >never told a lie."
> >
> >"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"
> >
> >St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock." The hands had
> >moved twice.
> >
> >Telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life.
> >
> >"Where's Senator John Kerry's clock?" asked the man.
> >
> >"Senator's Kerry's clock is in Jesus' office." St. Peter responded.
> >
> >"Senator Kerry's clock is so important it is in Jesus' office?" Asked,
> >the man.
> >
> >"Yes, he's using it as a ceiling fan." Responded St. Peter.
>
>
happy Friday!
> >Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What
> >are all those clocks?"
> >
> >St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a
> >Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."
> >
> >"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"
> >
> >"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she
> >never told a lie."
> >
> >"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"
> >
> >St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock." The hands had
> >moved twice.
> >
> >Telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life.
> >
> >"Where's Senator John Kerry's clock?" asked the man.
> >
> >"Senator's Kerry's clock is in Jesus' office." St. Peter responded.
> >
> >"Senator Kerry's clock is so important it is in Jesus' office?" Asked,
> >the man.
> >
> >"Yes, he's using it as a ceiling fan." Responded St. Peter.
>
>
happy Friday!
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