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    I am Being Followed By an Air Marshall

    Sung to the tune of Moonshadow

    Yes
    I'm being followed by an Air Marshall,
    Air Marshall,
    Air Marshall.
    Interviewed and Barred by an Air Marshall
    Air Marshall
    Air Marshall

    And if I ever lose my rights
    get diverted –
    to Bangor
    Oh
    if I ever change my name
    Ooh
    I won't have to fly no more.

    And if I ever cross the pond
    on watch lists, of concern –
    US
    Home-land Security
    Ooh
    I won't have to fly no more.

    Yes
    I'm bein' followed by an Air Marshall
    Air Marshall
    Air Marshall
    Interrogated by an Air Marshall
    Air Marshall
    Air Marshall

    And if they use electroshock
    I won't moan and I won't beg
    Oh
    if I ever look Muslim
    Ooh

    I won't have to fly no more.

    And if they ever pry from my mouth
    all my teeth North and South
    Yes
    with pliers, all my teeth
    Ooh
    I won't talk.

    Did it take long to find me? I asked the fed.
    Did it take long to find me and are you gonna deport the Cat?

    (Everybody now! Come on!)

    We're all bein' followed by an Air Marshall
    Air Marshall
    Air Marshall

    Interrogated by an Air Marshall
    Air Marshall
    Air Marshall
    Air Marshall
    Air Marshall
    Air Marshall
    Air Marshall.

    Free Yusuf!



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