NFB: Cat Stevens or something

[RangerBob]

I am Being Followed By an Air Marshall

Sung to the tune of Moonshadow

Yes
I'm being followed by an Air Marshall,
Air Marshall,
Air Marshall.
Interviewed and Barred by an Air Marshall
Air Marshall
Air Marshall

And if I ever lose my rights
get diverted –
to Bangor
Oh
if I ever change my name
Ooh
I won't have to fly no more.

And if I ever cross the pond
on watch lists, of concern –
US
Home-land Security
Ooh
I won't have to fly no more.

Yes
I'm bein' followed by an Air Marshall
Air Marshall
Air Marshall
Interrogated by an Air Marshall
Air Marshall
Air Marshall

And if they use electroshock
I won't moan and I won't beg
Oh
if I ever look Muslim
Ooh

I won't have to fly no more.

And if they ever pry from my mouth
all my teeth North and South
Yes
with pliers, all my teeth
Ooh
I won't talk.

Did it take long to find me? I asked the fed.
Did it take long to find me and are you gonna deport the Cat?

(Everybody now! Come on!)

We're all bein' followed by an Air Marshall
Air Marshall
Air Marshall

Interrogated by an Air Marshall
Air Marshall
Air Marshall
Air Marshall
Air Marshall
Air Marshall
Air Marshall.

Free Yusuf!