N.F.B: Kerry..... DURH

[aschroeger]

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...&e=8&ncid=1778

Nice Face

[Jeff_in_Atl]

I like the looks of everyone in the background. I'd like to see a video of that.

[wolfdogs]

he looks like he just had an "accident" in his drawers..........

[Gary94Formula]

Put a hat on him and he will look just like Stan Laurel from Laurel and Hardy...

He's got that dumb look down....

[95TransAm]

That one and the picture where he's too scared to catch a football makes him look like a pretty tough guy.
Tough enough to fight the war on terror...

God help us if this man gets elected

[Kevin - Blown 95 TA]

Well he's off to Ohio to shoot geese today. His publicist says John wants to show that he can do MANLY things. Here's something I was E-mailed at work - Kerry's resume:

NAME: John Kerry

RESIDENCE: 7 mansions, including one in Washington DC, worth multi-millions. I served in Vietnam (four months).

EXPERIENCE:
Law Enforcement. In my career as a U.S. Senator, I've voted to cut every law enforcement, CIA, and Defense bill. I ordered the city of Boston to remove a fire hydrant in front of my mansion, thereby endangering my neighbors in the event of fire. I served in Vietnam (four months).

MILITARY:
I served in Vietnam (four months). I used three minor injuries to get an early discharge from the military and service in Vietnam (as documented by the attending doctor). I served in Vietnam (four months). I then returned to the U.S., joined Jane Fonda in protesting the war, and insulted returning Vietnam vets, claiming they committed atrocities and were baby killers. I served in Vietnam (four months). I threw my medals, ribbons, or something away in protest. Or did I? My book "Vietnam Veterans Against the War: The New Soldier", shows how I truly feel about the military. I served in Vietnam (four months).

COLLEGE:
I graduated from Yale University with a low C average. Unlike my counterpart George Bush, I have no higher education and did not get admitted to Harvard nor graduate with an M.B.A

PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:
After College and Vietnam, I ran for the U.S. Congress and have been there ever since. I have no real world experience except marrying very rich women and running their companies vicariously through them. I served in Vietnam (four months).

ACCOMPLISHMENTS:
As a U.S. Senator I set the record for the most liberal voting record, exceeding even Ted Kennedy and Hillary Clinton. I have consistently failed to support our military and CIA by voting against their budgets, thus gutting our country's ability to defend itself. Although I voted for the Iraq War, now I am against it and refuse to admit that I voted for it. I voted for every liberal piece of legislation. I have no plan to help this country but I intend to raise taxes significantly if I am elected. I served in Vietnam (four months).

My wealth so far exceeds that of my counterpart, George Bush, that he will never catch up. I make little or no charitable contributions and have never agreed to pay any voluntary excess taxes in Massachusetts, despite family wealth in excess of $ 700 million. I served in Vietnam (four months).

I (we) own 28 manufacturing plants (Heinz) outside of the U.S. in places like Asia, Mexico and Europe. We can make more profit from the cheaper cost of labor in those Countries, although I blame George Bush for sending all of the other jobs out of Country (even though I voted yes on NAFTA and yes on giving China back their most favorable trade status under the Clinton administration. If you don't believe me, check my record at) http://www.senate.gov/legislative/LI...n=1&vote=00395
I served in Vietnam (four months).

Although I claim to be in favor of alternative energy sources, Ted Kennedy and I oppose windmills off Nantucket and Martha's Vineyard as it might spoil our view of the ocean as we cruise on our yachts. I served in Vietnam (four months).

RECORDS AND REFERENCES:
None. However, I served in Vietnam (four months).

PERSONAL I practice my Catholic faith whenever cameras are present. I ride a Serotta Bike. I love to ski/snowboard. I call my Gulfstream V Jet the "Flying Squirrel". I call my $850,000 42-foot Hinckley twin diesel yacht the "Scarmouche".

I am fascinated by rap and hip-hop and feel it reflects our real culture.

I own several "Large" SUVs including one parked at my Nantucket summer mansion, though I am against large, polluting, inefficient vehicles and blame George Bush for our energy problems. I served in Vietnam (four months).

PLEASE CONSIDER MY EXPERIENCE WHEN VOTING IN 2004.

[Cade93TA]

Whether your John Kerry of George Bush all this touring has got to be hard on the body and mind. You can tell when they say the same exact lines in the third debate. I wish our president didn't have to tour, and could be able to concentrate more on the war. I wonder how hard it is to run the country from the road.

[Jay 02 TA ws6]

Bash Kerry time?

OK

[aschroeger]

Kerry Pictures above....

Nunnan!!!!! (ala CaddyShack!) Who the heck knows if I spelled it right... Still funny

[aschroeger]

Kerry is one Ugly Mo-Fo...... His head is way too big..... How can we have a mis-porportioned potential Pres..... the guy give me the willy's

[AmericanZ28]

Oh common guys, Bush has his days too

[Jay 02 TA ws6]

Oh common guys, Bush has his days too

LOL... no doubt.

[TODD 2000 V6 CAMARO]

Oh common guys, Bush has his days too

He's still a man's man, or at least a real person, though. You can tell he is laughing his butt off while walking away from that thing after falling off. Kerry just looks retarded.

[AmericanZ28]

He's still a man's man, or at least a real person, though. You can tell he is laughing his butt off while walking away from that thing after falling off. Kerry just looks retarded.

Are you kidding? A man's man? The wimp fell off of a 5mph Segway, WHILE SOBER!!!

[TODD 2000 V6 CAMARO]

LOL...well...those things can be dangerous...err...or..something like that. Ok...maybe not a man's man..but definitely no wuss.