Three Texas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing
Surgeries they had performed. One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in
Texas. A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident. I reattached
them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of
England."
One of the others said, "That's nothing. A young man lost both arms
and legs in an accident. I reattached them and 2 years later he won a
gold
medal in the Olympics."
The third surgeon said, "You guys are both amateurs. Several years
ago a Vietnam veteran, who was high on cocaine and alcohol, rode a horse
head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left
to work with was the horse's ass and some war medals. Now he's
running as the Democratic nominee for President of the United States."
Surgeries they had performed. One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in
Texas. A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident. I reattached
them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of
England."
One of the others said, "That's nothing. A young man lost both arms
and legs in an accident. I reattached them and 2 years later he won a
gold
medal in the Olympics."
The third surgeon said, "You guys are both amateurs. Several years
ago a Vietnam veteran, who was high on cocaine and alcohol, rode a horse
head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left
to work with was the horse's ass and some war medals. Now he's
running as the Democratic nominee for President of the United States."
that you "want" to vote for 100 percent. Oh well, I guess that's the American way.?. 
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