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    One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried for hours
    as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he decided the
    animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn't
    worth it to retrieve the donkey.

    He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him. They all grabbed a
    shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the donkey
    realized what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone's
    amazement he quieted down.

    A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well. He was
    astonished at what he saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his back, the
    donkey was doing something amazing. He would shake it off and take a step
    up. As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel dirt on top of the
    animal, he would shake it off and take a step up. Pretty soon, everyone was
    amazed as the donkey stepped up over the edge of the well and happily
    trotted off!

    Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds of dirt. The trick to
    getting out of the well is to shake it off and take a step up. Each of our
    troubles is a steppingstone. We can get out of the deepest wells just by
    not stopping, never giving up! Shake it off and take a step up.

    Remember the five simple rules to be happy:

    1. Free your heart from hatred - Forgive.
    2. Free your mind from worries - Most never happen.
    3. Live simply and appreciate what you have.
    4. Give more.
    5. Expect less

    NOW --------

    Enough of that cr@p . . .

    The donkey later came back and bit the $#!t out of the farmer who had tried
    to bury him. The gash from the bite got infected, and the farmer eventually
    died in agony from septic shock.

    MORAL FROM TODAY'S LESSON:

    When you do something wrong and try to cover your @$$, it always comes back
    to bite you.



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  • #2
    DWS
    Silver M6 '95 Formula-sold to MCKNBRD

    Zaino all the way!!

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    • #3
      Thanks Mother Goose..... or should I say Father Wolf
      1967 VW Bug 2.3L Ford SVO Inline 4 w/ Turbo, Sand-Drag VW Trans Axle, Race this Import.
      2001 Dodge Ram 1500 Totally Stock

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      • #4
        That's good. I'll have to remember that one

        96 Z28 A4, K&N CAI, 3.42 gears, Exhaust Cut Out. Best ET 14.02 -R.I.P. 95 Formula-

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        • #5
          Great stuff. I enjoyed reading it.
          LS15 Power! Another LSx engine coming soon.

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          • #6
            *N*F*B*?
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            • #7
              The donkey later came back and bit the $#!t out of the farmer who had tried to bury him
              Hahaha

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              • #8
                ironically i just read something like that in my psycology book earlier today. . . it was talking about problem solving and intelegence. some squirrel fell down in the gaps of the bricks of a basement being build and some 6 year old came up with the idea to pour sand down there little by little til it could get out
                -Nick-
                95 A4 Z28

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