N*F*B*: Funny e-mail I received humoring Kerry's loss

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The Love Boat

We at Carnival Cruise Lines didn't forget that a lot of entertainers had promised to leave the country if George W. Bush were to be reelected President.

With that in mind, we have a Special Offer for those who still want to keep their promise!

Attention: Would Alec Baldwin, Rosie O'Donnell and her wife, Ed Asner, Janeane Garafalo, Whoopi Goldberg, Al Franken, Michael Moore, Cher, Phil Donahue, Rob Reiner (apparently still a "meathead"), Barbara Streisand, Jane Fonda, Pierre Sallinger, as well as the entire staffs of the LA and NY Times and anyone else who made that promise, please dispose of all US assets and report to Florida for the sailing of the Fun Cruiseship, "Elation," which has been commissioned to take you to your new vacation homes in Afghanistan.

You may opt to be dropped off in Somalia or Iraq.

The Florida Supreme Court will sponsor a Farewell Parade in your honor through Palm Beach, Broward, and Miami-Dade counties prior to your cruise.

Please pack for an extended stay... at least four more years.

Note: Since you advocate strict gun control, you may not bring any.

Staffing your voyage is Bill Clinton as captain, Al Gore as cruise director, Grey Davis, Purser Terry Heinz Kerry hopefully will be kept somewhere below decks away from the media.

Monica Lewinsky as the "Cigar and Cigarette Girl",

Entertainment by the Dixie Chicks and Bruce Springsteen, John Kerry will be our Life Guard in consideration of his past experience in pulling people out of the water. (Unless he decides at the last minute not to go) He is advocating the elimination of the game "shuffleboard" in favor of his new game he calls "waffleboard" Be sure to pack your flip flops as you will need them while playing.

Ted Kennedy will double as Bartender and Director of Emergency Procedures

Al Sharpton will provide inspirational services, and Ex-Congressman Gary Condit as intern coordinator.

If you have any questions about making arrangements for your homes, friends and loved ones, please direct your comments to Senator Hillary Clinton. Her village can raise your children while you're gone, and she can watch over all your money and your furnishings until you return.

"Bon Voyage!"



Is this a great country or what? It's called freedom of Speech.

[Christopherrr]

You may opt to be dropped off in Somalia or Iraq.

LoL...that's the best line.

[Jay 02 TA ws6]

I want every celebrity who publically declared they would move out of the country if Bush won, to make good on their promise.

BTW: I find it hilarious that one of the liberal brainwashing machine - MTV - 's biggest "go out and vote" activists did not even vote herself. I guess we shouldn't be surprised that the piece of gutter trash Paris Hilton didn't hold up her end of the bargain. Also... to the best of my knowledge, it is still under suspiscion that P-Diddy, the brains behind the "Vote or Die" campaign, may also have neglected his civic duties. I guess that leaves him with only one alternative... Vote or.....

[TODD 2000 V6 CAMARO]

It would shock the crap out of me if Paris Hilton could even tell me who was running for president, or for that matter, what their platforms were. She might have been able to tell me what they were wearing or how bad their "do" was, but anything beyond that would be like asking a monkey to explain quantum physics. The rest of the celebrities would do us all a favor by honoring their promises and kindly vacating the country...especially the Ditzy chicks who said in a foreign interview that they were embarrassed to be from Texas because Bush was from there...well...get yer sh*$, yer leavin!! Get on the boat and take that nasely, whiney, no neck lead singer of yer's with ya! And leave room for the rest of those HS diploma only celebs who claimed to be smarter than the Bush cabinet, they need to go too. Iraq has some new vacancies compliments of the U.S. military, go fill 'em. Bye, so long..take care....say hi to the warlords for me.

[N20LT4Bird]

Ahh...good stuff. I think its great how they have to eat their words! Their are a FEW celebs that support Bush though, like AHHH-nold. Im a big fan.