NFB - rough night...

[N20LT4Bird]

I was out with my wife and some friends tonight and somehow we ended up with an entire tray of mini eclaires...dont ask. At the end of the night, my friend bet me fifty bucks I couldnt eat the rest of the tray (there were about 20 left over). I took him up on it and now I never want to see another eclaire again.....but im fifty bucks richer! Taste really bad on the way back up......

Sorry, I couldnt resist.

[Sean 94z28]

You funny!

How about some beer to wash those down

[Kevin - Blown 95 TA]

My friend, Sportster Jack, once ate 50 habenero peppers at a 3 day Huns biker party in Tucson. He won a bottle of Black Jack for eating the most out of all the contestants, and he drank most of it along with some beer. Well, nature took it's course and on the way back to Phoenix, he was reduced to his last clean pair of skivvies (no jeans anymore) and was riding his motorcycle on his knees in his underwear, stopping about every 10 minutes to run behind a cactus and squirt out some pepper/whiskey/beer acid. Sorry I lost my pictures of it, but that was some years ago. The next year, the party was shot up by some DEA agents trying to make a drug buy and it was the last of the megaparties, so Jack never got to defend his title, and it was probably a damn good thing too.

[Z Ya Later]

I was out with my wife and some friends tonight and somehow we ended up with an entire tray of mini eclaires...dont ask. At the end of the night, my friend bet me fifty bucks I couldnt eat the rest of the tray (there were about 20 left over). I took him up on it and now I never want to see another eclaire again.....but im fifty bucks richer! Taste really bad on the way back up......

Sorry, I couldnt resist.

Mmmmmmmmmm...eclairs...*drool* lol

[Al 96 Ram Air T/A]

Mmmm...pepper/whiskey/beer acid....squirt

[Kevin - Blown 95 TA]

I was out with my wife and some friends tonight and somehow we ended up with an entire tray of mini eclaires...... Taste really bad on the way back up......

Sorry, I couldnt resist.

In my experience, if you eat (or drink) enough of something, it starts to taste about the same coming back up. When that happens, you should just savor it a second time and be grateful it wasn't puke.

[Jay 02 TA ws6]

Speaking of rough nights... I am at work right now and I feel bad for anyone sitting near me. Alcohol is permeating through my pores, I'm wearing my clothes from last night, I brushed my teeth, but still taste beer, and my beer farts are absolutely putrid right now.

It was the Quicken Loans/Rock Financial company holiday party last night. It's rumored they spent in the 7 figure range on this party... the ENTIRE Westin Hotel at Detroit Metro Airport was rented out. The lobby, conference rooms, bedrooms, open bars for all 2000 employees, DJ Kid Capri... the whole hotel was bumping with music, and decorated lavishly with lights. I honestly felt like I was in an elite Hollywood club - I couldn't believe my eyes. And more unbelievably attractive and successful women I have ever seen in one place in my life... It was incredible.

[TODD 2000 V6 CAMARO]

My friend, Sportster Jack, once ate 50 habenero peppers at a 3 day Huns biker party in Tucson. He won a bottle of Black Jack for eating the most out of all the contestants, and he drank most of it along with some beer. Well, nature took it's course and on the way back to Phoenix, he was reduced to his last clean pair of skivvies (no jeans anymore) and was riding his motorcycle on his knees in his underwear, stopping about every 10 minutes to run behind a cactus and squirt out some pepper/whiskey/beer acid. Sorry I lost my pictures of it, but that was some years ago. The next year, the party was shot up by some DEA agents trying to make a drug buy and it was the last of the megaparties, so Jack never got to defend his title, and it was probably a damn good thing too.

Holy poop! That is nuts. I cannot even imagine eating habaneros like that. I can take a bite out of a jalapeno, no problem, but to even bite the tip off of a habanero pepper is enough to make you think your head is going to turn to ash. I'll bet he was squirting for a loong time after that. Makes my tummy hurt just thinking about it.

[Kevin - Blown 95 TA]

Holy poop! That is nuts. I cannot even imagine eating habaneros like that. I can take a bite out of a jalapeno, no problem, but to even bite the tip off of a habanero pepper is enough to make you think your head is going to turn to ash. I'll bet he was squirting for a loong time after that. Makes my tummy hurt just thinking about it.

Well, Jack missed some work. His wife nursed him back to health by mixing some tomato juice in with his beer, and after a week or so, he was back on solid food. He was encouraged by his deed and thought he was badass and started prospecting for a club membership with some 1%ers - rumor had it that they thought he was a punk and threw his bike off a cliff. I didn't hear from him after that. Something tragic always happens to the great ones

Also, for future reference, only chicks have a tummy. Guys have a gut.

[N20LT4Bird]

Mmmmmmmmmm...eclairs...*drool* lol

Try eating 20 of them, and you wont feel so fond of eclaires anymore....

[Z Ya Later]

Try eating 20 of them, and you wont feel so fond of eclaires anymore....

But but but...they're chocolaty and cream filled and...and...and so good rotflmao. Naw, I know what you mean. There's a reason I don't drink root beer or eat licorce any more lol.