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  • NFB: Is this the dumbest thing you have ever heard?

    I'm still in shock from reading this...

    http://forums.vwvortex.com/zerothread?id=1703095&page=1
    Former Ride: 2002 Pontiac Trans Am WS6 - 345 rwhp, 360 rwtq... stock internally.

    Current Ride: 2006 Subaru Legacy GT Limited - spec.B #312 of 500

  • #2
    WTF!!!??? Idiot! Man...he needs to drop everything he's doing and go jump off a cliff!

    Christopher Teng

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    • #3
      It's obviously a very sarcastic post and has no truth to it at all. If you keep reading his posts further down, you can tell he's kidding.
      "No, officer, that bottle is my onboard Halon system"

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      • #4
        LMAO!!! man i was beliving the whole thing at the begining, i was in shock lol but then... yea its obvious that the guys kidding around,but man how many posts r on their, theirs like 8 pages lol....boiling water.....lmao
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        • #5
          I dont think it is a joke, guys. I'm going to keep monitoring it for the pictures that were promised at the end. It sounds like this guy is just learning as he goes and doesnt care about a few thousand bucks
          Tracy
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          • #6
            Yeah guys, I really think this isn't a joke. I think this moron really did this!

            There are those of us who are not so mechanically inclined, then there are those of us who don't know a sparkplug from a drainplug, and then there's THIS GUY. He seriously doesn't know ANYTHING. I realize we were all "noobs" at one point, but damn... I mean there were bits of metal getting puked from his motor, smoke, klunking and grinding noises, and a burning smell, and all he could say was, "I think that's a bad sign."

            hahahahahahaha... priceless!
            Former Ride: 2002 Pontiac Trans Am WS6 - 345 rwhp, 360 rwtq... stock internally.

            Current Ride: 2006 Subaru Legacy GT Limited - spec.B #312 of 500

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            • #7
              Awesome! I think I'll try that. The engine inside looks pretty dirty to me after i sawzawled the tranny off! jk...
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              • #8
                I've been saving my dog's druel for a few weeks now. I hear the acid in it when mixed with Cobra venom really cleans the engine internals really good when you rev it to 4 g's for 10 seconds while dumping hamster turds in the intake. My "friend" told me it works sweetly!

                I don't think it was a joke. Pretty stupid stuff.

                2005 GTO, Quicksilver, 6-Speed, DynaTech LT's and thats it. 366.6 hp/366.7 tq last time I checked.
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                • #9
                  "If it ain't broke, fix it 'til it is."

                  This is the best post on that thread. Besides the gumby award that is!

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                  • #10
                    har har

                    oh my god what a plank
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                    • #11
                      When I flushed my bugs motor I took all the fluids and put them in the kamode.......
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                      • #12
                        Its very funny and quite old. That one has been around for several years. Seems to come back every now and again. Still funny though
                        Rob
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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Rob
                          Its very funny and quite old. That one has been around for several years. Seems to come back every now and again. Still funny though

                          It's dated late November of '04.....
                          Former Ride: 2002 Pontiac Trans Am WS6 - 345 rwhp, 360 rwtq... stock internally.

                          Current Ride: 2006 Subaru Legacy GT Limited - spec.B #312 of 500

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                          • #14
                            Wow.....it's people like that who make me feel like I'm a genius at times
                            I'm not the smartest guy out there with cars, I was once a newb, I'll work on my car and figure things out as i go, but jjjjjjjeeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzz What is that???? My head hurts from reading 2 1/2 pages and i just couldn't continue due to the fact that I've lost less braincells during a 3 day moonshine binge when i go to southern missouri! If this guy isn't joking, then he must be living proof that people like the horribly accident prone guy from police academy exist! Water in your engine, big metal tank, revving at 5 grand with only slick 50 in it, jacking your car up underneath the door!!!!! He just completely wasted thousands of dollars for no reason. I hope this guy doesn't earn that money as being a doctor for a profession !!
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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Jay 02 TA ws6
                              It's dated late November of '04.....
                              That version is dated recent but its been floating around for a long time.
                              Rob
                              04 GTO

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