THE RABBIT
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> A man is driving along a highway
> and sees a rabbit jump out
> across the middle of the road.
> He swerves to avoid hitting it,
> but unfortunately
> the rabbit jumps right in front of the car.
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> The driver,
> a sensitive man as well as an animal lover,
> pulls over and gets out to see
> what has become of the rabbit.
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> Much to his dismay,
> the rabbit is dead.
> The driver feels so awful
> that he begins to
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> A beautiful blonde woman
> driving down the highway
> sees a man
ing on the> side of the road
> and pulls over.
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> She steps out of the car
> and asks the man what's wrong.
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> "I feel terrible,"
> he explains,
> "I accidentally hit this rabbit
> and killed it."
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> The blonde says,
> "Don't worry."
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> She runs to her car
> and pulls out a spray can.
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> She walks over to the limp, dead rabbit,
> bends down,
> and sprays the contents onto the rabbit.
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> The rabbit jumps up,
> waves its paw at the two of them
> and hops off down the road.
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> Ten feet away the rabbit stops,
> turns around and waves again,
> he hops down the road another 10 feet,
> turns and waves, hops another ten feet,
> turns and waves,
> and repeats this again and again and again,
> until he hops out of sight.
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> The man is astonished.
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> He runs over to the woman and demands,
> "What is in that can?
> What did you spray on that rabbit?"
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> The woman turns the can around
> so that the man can read the label.
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> It says...
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> (Are you ready for this?)
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> (Are you sure?)
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> (This is bad!)
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> (It's definitely a Blonde Joke!)
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> (You know you could just click off
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> and not read the punch line....)
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> (You can still delete it)
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> (You know you're gonna be sorry)
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> (Last chance)
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> (OK, here it is)
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> It says,
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> "Hair Spray -
> Restores life to dead hair,
> adds permanent wave."
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dukin and runnin
Good one though, just what i needed before I go to bed lol
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