happy thoisday....

[wolfdogs]

Govt's off in the DC area today... Ive been off all week anyway...least i didnt have to use leave today...

hope all goes well for Pres. Bush today.

ok...
start your day with this: (dukin again)

A blond heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. She left a note
> for her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk. When the milkman read the
> note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 1.5
> gallons.
>
> So he knocked on the door to clarify the point. The blonde came to the
door
> and the milkman said, "I found your note to leave 15 gallons of milk. Did
> you mean 1.5 gallons instead?" The blonde said, "I want 15 gallons. I am
> going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath."
>
> The milkman said, "Do you want it Pasteurized?"
> The blonde said, "No, just up to my b@@bs. I can splash it in my eyes."

[wolfdogs]

A man entered the bus with both of his front pockets full of golf
balls, and sat down next to a beautiful, you guessed it, blonde.
The blonde kept looking quizzically at him and his bulging pockets.
Finally, after many such glances from her, he said, "It's golfballs."
Nevertheless, the blonde continued to look at him thoughtfully and
finally, not being able to contain her curiosity any longer,
asked: "Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow ..............?

[wolfdogs]

A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when

she accidentally cut off a truck driver. He motioned for her to pull over.



When she did, he got out of his truck and pulled a piece of chalk from

his pocket. He drew a circle on the side of the road and gruffly commanded

the blonde "stand in that circle and DON'T MOVE!". He then went to her

car and cut up her leather seats.



When he turned around she had a slight grin on her face, so he said "Oh

you think that's funny? Watch this!" He gets a baseball bat out of his

truck and breaks every window in her car.



When he turns and looks at her she has a smile on her face. He is

getting really mad. He gets his knife back out and slices all her tires.



Now she's laughing. The truck driver is really starting to lose it. He

goes back to his truck and gets a can of gas, pours it on her car

and sets it on fire.



He turns around and she is laughing so hard she is about to fall down.



"What's so funny?" the truck driver asked the blonde. She replied,

"Every time you weren't looking, I stepped outside the circle!"

[wolfdogs]

A blonde was speeding in a 35 mile per hour zone when a police cruiser
pulled her over and the cop walked up to the car. The police officer
also
happened to be a blonde and she asked for the blonde's driver's
license
> >
The driver searched frantically in her purse for a while and finally
said to
the blonde policewoman "What does a driver's license look like?"
Irritated, the blonde cop said "You dummy, it's got your picture on
it!"
> >
> > >
> >
The blonde driver frantically searched her purse again and found a
small
rectangular mirror down at the bottom. She held it up to her face and
said, "Aha!
> >
This must be my driver's license" and handed it to the blonde
policewoman.
> >
The blonde cop looked in the mirror, handed it back to the driver and
said, "You're free to go. And, if I had known you were a police officer
too,
we could have avoided all this hassle!"
> >




(ive outdone myself..........omg......... )

[Black97]

While we are at Blonde jokes, which by the way my wife doesn't appreciate

Sherwyn Williams has a new paint color. It's called Blonde. They advertise it as not too bright and spreads real easy.

[Joe 1320]

He's lost it. Picking on himself like that. Shame on you, Ken.

[wolfdogs]

While we are at Blonde jokes, which by the way my wife doesn't appreciate

Sherwyn Williams has a new paint color. It's called Blonde. They advertise it as not too bright and spreads real easy.

me and my wife are blonds too, dinglebutt!

[Joe K. 99 Zeee!!]

I may be moving to DC soon...Till then I'm working on Inauguration Day. Looks like I won't have another oportunity at this day off for another 4 years...

You better enjoy it, Ken!!!

[Black97]

dinglebutt!

What kind of expression is that? WV hill billy or Hawaiian slang.

[CLWILSON]

My wife laughed at all of them. Then she got mad at me about a minute later when it hit her that she is blond

[Christopherrr]

I don't know any blondes...so al lteh jokes have the full effect...HAHAHA!!! Great stuff Ken!!

[wolfdogs]

I don't know any blondes...so al lteh jokes have the full effect...HAHAHA!!! Great stuff Ken!!

yu know me!

[Black97]

One more for the "light" headed ones

[TraceZ]

ding dong ding dong ring ring ring ring

Banana Phone!!

[95TransAm]

HAHA, just read 'em today...i like the last one...good stuff

Sherwyn Williams has a new paint color. It's called Blonde. They advertise it as not too bright and spreads real easy.

Hmmmm...interesting