nfb: Brrrrriiiiinnngggg......

[Joe 1320]

"Hello?"

"Is this Joe?"

"Yes..."

"This is Dale, from so and so roofing"

"great.... how soon are you guys starting my roof?"

"uh.......(followed by silence) we're still 45-60 days away."




I am going insane, plain and simple. You can't appreciate some of things until you don't have something as simple as a roof over your head that doesn't leak. I can't do any of the other renovations until the roof is completed either. Ken wears fuzzy womens slippers to car shows. My cat is actually an alien from Pluto. He communicates telepathically that he could do my roof for less money. Kevin dresses in..... never mind, it's too graphic. Fred, Ken still swears you're running a Sneeky Pete in the wheelchair, he just can't prove it yet.

I like ice cream.


Arg.....

[Jeff_in_Atl]

By the time they get your roof done it will be hurricane season again.

[Rhode Island Red]

Dude that sucks, I really hope you get your roof on by summer


I tell you what, I 'll take on all your troubles with the roof , if I can get your weather... currently 9* with a wind chill of -10 (I went to college at UWF, so I know ahat I am missing)

Have you tried other contractors, or stuck with this one ?

yes, Ken wears slippers to car shows... must be the side effect of Coors Light

[wolfdogs]

Paging anyone in Fla:

can someone plllllllllleeeeeeeeeeease go get some tarps from Home Depot and cover Joes roof temporarily? Then go to the drug store and get him some meds...........

Then take him out for walks cause he's not potty trained yet........





sorry joe..............

that does suk

[pete]

I'm sure Joe already has the pretty blue roof, but does he have any cold beer? If so, I'm sure a number of us could cruise down and nail a few shingles over the weekend for him. Just a thought.....

[TraceZ]

Screw the roofers. Call the spancrete guys. I'd love to see the wind tear off a 25 ton spancrete roof!