NFB: The truth about pets!!!!

[TimeLord]

Animal Truth






A newly discovered chapter in the Book of Genesis has provided the answer to "Where do pets come from?"

Adam and Eve said, "Lord, when we were in the garden, you walked with us every day. Now we do not see you any more. We are lonesome here, and it is difficult for us to remember how much you love us."

And God said, "No problem! I will create a companion for you that will be with you and who will be a reflection of my love for you, so that you will love me even when you cannot see me. Regardless of how selfish or childish or unlovable you may be, this new companion will accept you as you are and will love you as I do, in spite of yourselves."

And God created a new animal to be a companion for Adam and Eve.

And it was a good animal.

And God was pleased.

And the new animal was pleased to be with Adam and Eve and he wagged his tail.

And Adam said, "Lord, I have already named all the animals in the Kingdom and I cannot think of a name for this new animal."

And God said, "No problem. Because I have created this new animal to be a reflection of my love for you, his name will be a reflection of my own name, and you will call him DOG."

And Dog lived with Adam and Eve and was a companion to them and loved them.

And they were comforted.

And God was pleased.

And Dog was content and wagged his tail.

After a while, it came to pass that an angel came to the Lord and said, "Lord, Adam and Eve have become filled with pride. They strut and preen like peacocks and they believe they are worthy of adoration. Dog has indeed taught them that they are loved, but perhaps too well."

And God said, "No problem! I will create for them a companion who will be with them and who will see them as they are. The companion will remind them of their limitations, so they will know that they are not always worthy of And God created CAT to be a companion to Adam and Eve.

And Cat would not obey them. And when Adam and Eve gazed into Cat's eyes, they were reminded that they were not the supreme beings.

And Adam and Eve learned humility.

And they were greatly improved.

And God was pleased.

And Dog was happy.

And Cat didn't give a ch!t one way or the other

[ws6drbob]

HAHAHAHA

That is so horribly true lol!!!!!!!!!

[TODD 2000 V6 CAMARO]

Aint that the truth! I have three of them at home that don't give a $#!% either.

[lt1maro]

Ha... its funny because its true. Makes me miss my cat though.

[The Berg]

That's funny, wait a minute....that is the feeling I get from my cats everyday, Son of a #$%&....I'm getting a dog.

[wolfdogs]

one problem.........

without the wolf............

there would be no dog.............

[The Berg]

one problem.........

without the wolf............

there would be no dog.............

I would love to have a wolf. Yours look awesome in the pictures I've seen (which I'm sure don't do them justice), but I'm definitely not qualified to own or house wolves. The closest I've ever been is a Huskie....I guess I'll just have to drool over yours

[wolfdogs]

I would love to have a wolf. Yours look awesome in the pictures I've seen (which I'm sure don't do them justice), but I'm definitely not qualified to own or house wolves. The closest I've ever been is a Huskie....I guess I'll just have to drool over yours

thanks.. you know that, she's not a pure wolf... its illegal to own a pure wolf without a wildlife permit from USDA and all kinds of restrictions apply, including where you live..... Now, in NV, you can have one... but some restrictions apply still. Keona is a high mid content wolfdog.... and thats about as much "wolf" in the dog as you want, with experience...to have live with you in a neighborhood....

here's a picture of a good friend of mines High content wolfdog... she lives in Canada...... can you imagine walking into PetCo with this on a leash? you might just cause some concern...LOL

[TimeLord]

some concern,or stampede!!!

[raroZ28]

That is SWEET. I want one of those. He looks vicious as ever. That thing as mean as it looks, or can you have him in the house sometimes??

[lt1maro]

thanks.. you know that, she's not a pure wolf... its illegal to own a pure wolf without a wildlife permit from USDA and all kinds of restrictions apply, including where you live..... Now, in NV, you can have one... but some restrictions apply still. Keona is a high mid content wolfdog.... and thats about as much "wolf" in the dog as you want, with experience...to have live with you in a neighborhood....

here's a picture of a good friend of mines High content wolfdog... she lives in Canada...... can you imagine walking into PetCo with this on a leash? you might just cause some concern...LOL

WOW... talk about pissed off

[DeWynter]

Man thats a nice wolfdog, I miss my friends wolfdog... I could almost talk it was so smart.

[Camaross_itll-run]

WOW!!!

WOW... talk about pissed off

Wow he looks po'd. I'd love to have a wolfdog but my boxer is almost more than I can handle at times. He's sooo hyper!!! He weighs about 75lbs. and I weigh 100lbs. There have been times that he's drug me through the yard chasing a rabbit or something. He's well mannered but sometimes his curiosty gets to him, and ME!!!

[wolfdogs]

"he;s" a "she"...and she was "posing" for Skylar to take the pic....LOL...

and no...this one is not a good house animal....at all..it will chew the inside of your house to pieces and then some......... they dont do it to be vicious...they just think everything is fair game...and if they cant figure it out...they "kill it"... like..your tv, vcr, dvd player, hair dryer, toaster, they can open refridgerator doors after watching you do it a couple of times..and help themselves....

i had one friend come home , to find his wolfdog decited its pretty cool to bite a coke..cause it fizzes and sprays out.....well... ran thru the house while my friend was out for a short errand... spraying coke from his mouth where he bit holes in it...alllllllllllllllllll ooooooooover everrythingggggggggggggggg.....
not just one coke, nope...but over a 6 pack...when it fizzeled out..he got another.............

smart.....cagey.......funny.........but destructive by nature.

no..high content wolfdogs rarely can be in the house... those wolfdog folks that are very knowledgeable and raised them from 1 week can..but they are far and few between...

[95TransAm]

they can open refridgerator doors after watching you do it a couple of times..and help themselves....

It's amazing how smart a wolfdog is, but i never knew they were that smart. They can actually pick up on something just by watching it being done, that's pretty dern intelligent in my book.

That's funny that you mentioned the coke cans because my 2 year old airedale has some weird fettish for soda cans as well and has done similar things. But i believe he would run and hide (as would any dog EVER) if they were strollin around in petco and one of those beasts came in

Around my area there have been times when people's houses were robbed....i would LOVE to see the look on a crooks face if they broke in to a house, were occupied with something, turned around, and saw a wolfdog a couple feet away doing that exact same pose as that photo....i think he would sh*t a brick! lol

That is one viscious picture ken...but yet so beautiful at the same time