*N*F*B* - important need to know info

[brynnda]

this is important, need to know info



In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her
adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands.
The husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in
any manner desired.
(Ah! Justice!)

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Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Who volunteers for this stuff?)

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The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can
pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its
right side when intoxicated. (From drinking little bottles of...?)
(Did the govt. pay for this research??)

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Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Ah, geez. Another Gov't study)

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An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)

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Starfish don't have brains. (I know some people like that, too.)

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And, the best for last.....
Turtles can breathe through their butts.
(And you think you have bad breath ! )

[Injuneer]

This post would be considered "off topic". As such, the board requests, that out of courtesy to other members, you label the "topic" as such. The convention is to use "NFB" for "Non F-Body". Doing that shows consideration for others.

I have taken the time to correct your oversight by adding "NFB" to the topic.

In the future, please follow this convention, out of consideration for others. Should you fail to do so, the posts will be deleted.

Thank you in advance for you full cooperation and consideration of others.

Fred

PS: By my standards, a lot of the items are not really "family friendly".... but I'm probably a bit more conservative than the other moderators, so I'll leave that judgement up to them.

[Joe 1320]

Questionable content removed. This isn't the first time you have been called for questionable material, specifically for sexual related content.... but it will be the last. I don't know what it is with you, but you seem to love that sort of content. I suggest you re-read the rules of the board as there will be no further warnings, this is not the first time you've been suspended. You are banned for 72 hours as a last warning.

Fred, your call was correct.

[wolfdogs]

Questionable content removed. This isn't the first time you have been called for questionable material, specifically for sexual related content.... but it will be the last. I don't know what it is with you, but you seem to love that sort of content. I suggest you re-read the rules of the board as there will be no further warnings, this is not the first time you've been suspended. You are banned for 72 hours as a last warning.

Fred, your call was correct.

wolfman seconds.

[bigtow]

just my two cents but the modratiors are not trying to be hard or nasty they are just doing ther job and keeping this the best and most friendly message forum on the net. i would hate for you to get kicked off the forum and then have bad feelings about the place and its members. just try and rember this is a forum used by not just adults but many family members so what may just be a bit of harmless fun to adults may cause offence to some members.just think about what you are going to post and carry on enjoying the forum. please dont take this the wrong way it is just a bit of frendly advice from a fellow member like i said just my two cents

[Steel2686]

just my two cents but the modratiors are not trying to be hard or nasty they are just doing ther job and keeping this the best and most friendly message forum on the net. i would hate for you to get kicked off the forum and then have bad feelings about the place and its members. just try and rember this is a forum used by not just adults but many family members so what may just be a bit of harmless fun to adults may cause offence to some members.just think about what you are going to post and carry on enjoying the forum. please dont take this the wrong way it is just a bit of frendly advice from a fellow member like i said just my two cents

That's great advice. These moderators are the best I've ever seen. Keep up the great work, guys.

[bigtow]

i am just passing on some advice as a member

[Joe 1320]

That's great advice. These moderators are the best I've ever seen. Keep up the great work, guys.

Just for the record, we hate having to do stuff like that. We like it to be one big, happy family. The kind of forum where my 8 year old son can look over my shoulder while I browse through the forum. That's how kids can learn about the hobby without wading though the garbage found on other forums. Besides, folks had to agree to these rules in order to register and post. Why they don't want to abide by them once they have agreed is beyond me.

[Steel2686]

Just for the record, we hate having to do stuff like that. We like it to be one big, happy family. The kind of forum where my 8 year old son can look over my shoulder while I browse through the forum. That's how kids can learn about the hobby without wading though the garbage found on other forums. Besides, folks had to agree to these rules in order to register and post. Why they don't want to abide by them once they have agreed is beyond me.

I'm sure you do. All the moderators in here are involved in the threads and discussions. No need to put it on record, Joe. Your character speaks for itself. Keep on keepin' on.

[Injuneer]

Its stuff like this that is really turning me off with this site. It used to be the place I went when I signed on. Only after spending time reading the posts and helping as much as I could, would I go to another board. Its different now.... this is where I end up, if I have time, after I've been to a couple of other boards.

I'll say it one more time.... we need to separate the "tech" stuff from the idle chit-chat wih separate forums.

[Jeff_in_Atl]

I'll say it one more time.... we need to separate the "tech" stuff from the idle chit-chat wih separate forums.

We keep asking for that.

[Joe 1320]

So let it be written, so let it be done.

[Jeff_in_Atl]

So let it be written, so let it be done.

Thank you. I'm sure Fred agrees. I'm glad they gave you the "power".