this is important, need to know info
In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her
adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands.
The husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in
any manner desired.
(Ah! Justice!)
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Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Who volunteers for this stuff?)
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The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can
pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its
right side when intoxicated. (From drinking little bottles of...?)
(Did the govt. pay for this research??)
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Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Ah, geez. Another Gov't study)
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An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)
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Starfish don't have brains. (I know some people like that, too.)
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And, the best for last.....
Turtles can breathe through their butts.
(And you think you have bad breath ! )
In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her
adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands.
The husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in
any manner desired.
(Ah! Justice!)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Who volunteers for this stuff?)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can
pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its
right side when intoxicated. (From drinking little bottles of...?)
(Did the govt. pay for this research??)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Ah, geez. Another Gov't study)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Starfish don't have brains. (I know some people like that, too.)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
And, the best for last.....
Turtles can breathe through their butts.
(And you think you have bad breath ! )
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